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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Can't Hold Us (feat. Ray Dalton)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Thrift Shop (feat. Wanz)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - can't hold us (remix)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Glorious (feat. Skylar Grey)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Wing$
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Same Love (feat. Mary Lambert)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Good Old Days (feat. Kesha)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Marmalade (feat. Lil Yachty)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Downtown (feat. Melle Mel, Kool Moe Dee, Grandmaster Caz & Eric Nally)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - fucked up
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - CHANT (feat. Tones and I)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Growing Up (Sloane's Song) (feat. Ed Sheeran)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - HIND'S HALL 2 (feat. anees, MC Abdul & Amer Zahr)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - MANIAC (feat. Windser)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - HIND'S HALL
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - SORRY (feat. Livingston)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - The End
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Ain't Gonna Die Tonight (feat. Eric Nally)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Corner Store (feat. Dave B & Travis Thompson)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - My Oh My
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Neon Cathedral
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - NO BAD DAYS (feat. Collett)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Otherside
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - St. Ides
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Starting Over (feat. Ben Bridwell)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Victory Lap
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - White Privilege
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Willy Wonka (feat. Offset)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Firebreather (feat. Reignwolf)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Kevin (feat. Leon Bridges)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Over It (feat. Donna Missal)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Penis Song
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Ten Thousand Hours
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - The Town
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - White Walls (feat. Schoolboy Q & Hollis)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Church
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Claiming The City
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Cowboy Boots
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Crew Cuts
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Dance Off
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Drug Dealer
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Excavate (feat. Saint Claire)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - FAITHFUL (feat. NLE Choppa)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Fake ID
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Fallin
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - GOD'S WILL (feat. Vic Daggs II)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - GRIME
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - HEROES (feat. DJ Premier)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - How To Play The Flute (feat. King Draino)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - I KNOW (feat. charlieonnafriday)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - I NEED
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Intentions (feat. Dan Caplen)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - It's Christmas Time (feat. Dan Caplen)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Let's Eat (feat. XP)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Levitate (feat. Otieno Terry)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Light Tunnels (feat. Mike Slap)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - LOST / SUN COMES UP (feat. Jackson Lee Morgan)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Make The Money
- 59
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Miracle (feat. Dan Caplen)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - TAIL LIGHTS (feat. Morray)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - TEARS
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Ten Million
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - The Magic
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Thin Line (feat. Buffalo Madonna)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - White Privilege II
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - White Walls
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Zara (feat. Abir)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - 1984
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - A Wake
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - American
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - And We Danced
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - As Soon As I Wake Up
- 73
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Brad Pitt's Cousin (feat. XP)
- 74
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Buckshot (feat. KRS-One & DJ Premier)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Bush Song
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Castle
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - City Don't Sleep
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Contradiction
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Ego
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Gold
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Good For You
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Hold Your Head Up
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - I Said Hey
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Inhale Deep
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Irish Celebration
- 86
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Jimmy Iovine (feat. Ab-Soul)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Keep Marchin'
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Kings
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Letterhead Remix
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Life Is Cinema (feat. Ryan Lewis)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Love Song
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - My Language
- 93
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Need To Know (feat. Chance the Rapper)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Next Year (feat. Windser)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - NO BAD DAYS (remix) (feat. Collett & Armani White)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Remember High School
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Shadow (feat. IRO)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Spoons (feat. Ryan Bedard)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Stay At Home Dad
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - The Shades
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - The Train (feat. Carla Morrison)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Thin Lines
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Vipassana
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Wake (feat. Evan Roman)
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Wednesday Morning
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Young Dreamers (feat. Rita Ora)
Penis Song
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
Introducing, the penis song.
(Oh no he didn't)
(Honk a dick)
This is my penis song
I wish that I had a bigger shlong
One that was quite a bit more thick and way more long
One of those porno king kong dongs
Check it out
I wish my dick was bigger, I can admit it
I'm above average on inches but I want a damn double digit
If I had a big ol' cock what would I do?
I'd probably go to florida and show it katrina and screw
Get buck naked and start streaking at my school
And get arrested but at least the girls would be impressed
With my third leg and, and then I'd go to a keg and
Do a keg stand, get drunk and do the running man
With no clothes on just to show off
My dick's bigger than yours when mine is cold and soft
Haha, oh yeah I forgot that's not really the cock that I have
I went out and party-bagged 'em and quickly opened the package
And it fit me like kriss kross's old school starter jackets
Trying to convince myself like, "size doesn't matter,"
Anyways I'd probably just put it on backwards cause I mean
I know that god made us all different and special
But shit did he really have to invent lopsided testicles?
I don't have them I just feel bad for the like you know the guys with like
Their left one hangs like lower than the right, kinda like a lazy eye like on your balls
I mean I don't know, I just feel bad
This is my penis song
I wish that I had a bigger shlong
One that was quite a bit more thick and way more long
Fellas if ya'll feel me sing along
Yo ladies
Yeah?
Ladies!
Yeah?
Do you want a guy with an average dick?
Hell no
Then- wait you don't?
No you honkey dick
Okay that's cool, no that's fine
I promise, I'm so self conscious
That's why you never see me skinny dippin' in august
Always walkin' around with my hands in my pockets trying to pump blood into my guy alfonso
I mean, goddamn I don't think you girls understand
I've had a complex since that song short short man
And even though girls have told me that I'm big when I watch a porno I feel like a little kid
I mean, let's take ron jeremy
Now if a girl sees him she'll compare him to me
And every mc in hip hop has got a huge cock
Or at least talks about it in every song that they've got
I mean, shit
If I was really hung I'd make a whole album called me and my dick
With interludes of all the girls that I'd been with
And talk about my package and multiple orgasms
'Cause all that I see is that size does matter
We got enzite, penis pumps surgery to viagra
But when it all adds up you can't really change it
I'm not a porno star I just gotta face it
You know, what can I do
This song goes out to like all the like little bit above average dudes
So like all the small dudes, medium dudes but all you big dudes stop
This is my penis song
I wish that I had a bigger shlong
One that was quite a bit more thick and way more long
Fellas if ya'll feel me sing along
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