One rainy morning feeling down in my health 
 I was thinking of ways to improve myself 
 Being young I was on the dole 
 With time on my hands to search my soul 
 I tried Gestalt and female liberation 
 I also tried I Ching and meditation 
 I went to India through Marakesh 
 My Guru said that life is like a fish 
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 Marijuana, Mescalin and mushrooms gave me hope 
 To save the whale I gave up soap 
 I was seeking truth in a brandy glass 
 When astrology led me to a yoga class   
 Down on a health farm hydro I met a girl 
 She said "It's all in your head, it's attitudinal" 
 I went jogging for pleasure, jogging for fun 
 Then I read my way through Freud and Jung 
 and Mao Tse Tung   
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 I paid for a course of est and gave up meat 
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 I lived on brown rice and fresh air 
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