Oh no, not religion again 
 Go to church? You must be bloody joking 
 Give me the pub with drinking and smoking 
    Humourless, straight laced, holier-than-thou 
 Cheerless chapel, pledge and vow   
 Church of England, boring empty ritual 
 Vestments set with gold and jewels   
 The Pope runs a multinational corporation 
 Bleeds the poor that seek salvation   
 Oh no, not religion again