Prepare for apprehension, human!
You've been encountered
By Martlet of the Royal Guard!
Looks like it's time to capture you, then!
I'll do it myself, this will hardly be hard!
Now time to follow Protocol One!
You attack first, so come, draw your gun!
If you space out, like I do, that's fine
Just remember try your best and have fun!
Wait, you're not attacking?
This isn't cut and dry after all!
No more time for slacking!
Royal Guards must follow protocol!
Take this homemade attack!
Guided just like my guidebook dictates
Wait, you're not fighting back?
Must keep trying, must keep flying
Can't be seen as second rate!
Gotta put in the effort!
To be a real go-getter!
And all the dust and sweat
And tears are going to make me better!
Martlet, forever soaring!
With energy outpouring!
And I will win the crowd
Yes, they'll be wowed and be adoring!
So come on, little human!
It's down to me and you and
The Royal Guard will come down hard
Once called down by this crewman!
'Cause it's my job, after all
I'm in it for the long haul
This ends in apprehension
Gotta follow protocol!
Umm, hold on, I'm checking this one more time
That can't be right! You're not fighting back!
I don't want to hurt you! You're all cute and stuff!
I tried to follow Protocol Two!
But you won't attack, so now what do I do?
I realize this won't look impressive
But could you help me out? Get aggressive!
This is not fulfilling!
This was a disaster after all!
This human's unwilling!
This wasn't covered in protocol!
One mistake till goodbye
They'll find out that I failed probation
'Cause I waited, hesitated- wait!
Maybe, human, me and you
Can find a way to save my station!
We'll just put in the effort!
To prove we're real go-getters!
And we can change the way
Things work for good and for the better!
Martlet, forever soaring!
With energy outpouring!
And we will win the crowd
Yes, they'll be wowed and be adoring!
So come on, little human!
It's down to me and you and
We'll sail, never failing
I could use a friend and crewman!
This ended well, after all
We're in it for the long haul
So forget apprehension
Buddies Trump the protocol!
