A one, a two, a three four five
And six beers later I was wild
I said baby show me to the bed now
Cus I've been sitting here since half past nine
Been thinking dirty thoughts about you a thousand times
Come on baby
Do you feel the same, all good?
Cus I don't want to end up being
A tragic heartbroken human being
Five six seven eight
It's nine o clock and it's getting late
Come on
Don't you feel like going home?
Cus I'll treat you good if you treat me bad
and I'll give you the best loving that you've ever had
Shut up, take me by the hand
Cus I don't want to end up being
A tragic heartbroken human being
And he said something like this:
"Sure Babe, I'll take you home
But in the morning you'll be on your own again"
And I said:
"Well Honey, that's ok
And I don't really care if you are straight or gay
As long as you make my day, yay"
Cus I've been sitting here since half past nine
Been thinking dirty thoughts about you a thousand times
Come on, show me the way
Cus I don't want to end up being
A tragic heartbroken human being
