Billy Dale is mistaken for a terrorist
 
  
  Outside of Baltimore
 
 I stopped at a liquor store,
 
 to use the telephone,
 
 to see if my wife was home.
  
 
 I inhaled the rainy spring,
 
 chewed on the raw wind,
 
 dialed my number
 
 and counted the rings.
  
 
 A bomb went off in the parking lot,
 
 it threw me down, singed my hair,
 
 and shattered the glass of the liquor store.
 
 I saw a gutted van, burning green and gold,
 
 spitting sparks; I thought I saw someone inside.
  
 
 I stood in shock 'til the cops rolled up,
 
 they took me in, I was the only witness.
 
 I waited until the Feds arrived:
 
 two men in shades, half my age.
  
 
 They asked me about Desert Storm,
 
 the Turks, the Kurds, chemical wars.
 
 I told 'em I only know the road-
 
 I told 'em I only sold
 
 the Magipeeler, Forever Knives,
 
 the Eternal Dicer, Miracle Slicer.
 
 They said: "You're not a suspect.
 
 Maybe we'll keep in touch."