Don't wanna be another Ashley
Don't wanna count my fucking calories
Don't wanna worry 'bout my body so dickheads will like me
I'd rather make out with my TV screen
Than anyone on the football team
I'd rather touch myself to Vincent Price movies (ooh, ooh, ooh ooh)
Don't wanna be another Ashley
Don't wanna shop at Abercrombie
I'd rather steal from JC Penny's 'cause it's really easy
I'd rather make out with my TV screen
Than anyone on the football team
I'd rather touch myself to Vincent Price movies
'Cause I wanna be a weird girl, weird girl, weird girl
I wanna be a weird, weird, weird, weird girl
I wanna be a freak girl, freak girl, freak girl
I wanna freak you out 'cause I'm a freaky fucking girl
I'm not too cool for school
I'm not too cool to drool
I'm 'bout to school you fools
Took a dip in my school's pool, a dip in my school's pool
I'm not gonna follow the rules
I'm not gonna eat your fucking gruel, no
I'm 'bout to school this school
Took a dip in my school's pool, dip in my school
Because I wanna be a weird girl, weird girl, weird girl
I wanna be a weird, weird, weird, weird girl
I wanna be a freak girl, freak girl, freak girl
I wanna freak you out 'cause I'm a freaky fucking girl
I wanna be a weird girl, weird girl, weird girl
I wanna be a weird, weird, weird, weird girl
I wanna be a freak girl, freak girl, freak girl
I wanna freak you out 'cause I'm a freaky, fucking, girl
