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Momus - A Dull Documentary
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Momus - Love On Ice
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Momus - Lucky Like St. Sebastian
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Momus - Cibachrome Blue
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Momus - Don't Stop The Night
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Momus - Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous
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Momus - Rules Of The Game Of Quoits
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Momus - Song In Contravention
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Momus - The Day The Circus Came To Town
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Momus - Trust Me, I'm a Doctor
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Momus - What Will Death Be Like?
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Momus - A Complete History Of Sexual Jealousy (Parts 17 – 24)
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Momus - A Monkey For Sallie
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Momus - Afterglow
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Momus - Amongst Women Only
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Momus - Bishonen
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Momus - Bluestocking
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Momus - Closer To You
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Momus - Conquistador
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Momus - Eleven Executioners
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Momus - Flame Into Being
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Momus - Hippopotamomus
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Momus - How do You Find My Sister?
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Momus - I Ate a Girl Right Up
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Momus - I Was a Maoist Intellectual
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Momus - Ice King
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Momus - In The Sanatorium
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Momus - Islington John
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Momus - John The Baptist Jones
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Momus - King Solomon's Song And Mine
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Momus - Little Lord Obedience
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Momus - Lord Of The Dance
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Momus - Marquis Of Sadness
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Momus - Michelin Man
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Momus - Momutation 3
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Momus - Moop Bears
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Momus - Murderers, The Hope Of Women
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Momus - Paper Wraps Rock
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Momus - Pornography
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Momus - Righthand Heart
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Momus - Sex For The Disabled
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Momus - Shaftesbury Avenue
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Momus - Situation Comedy Blues
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Momus - Spacewalk
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Momus - Summer Holiday 1999
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Momus - The Angels Are Voyeurs
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Momus - The Angels Are Voyeurs (Reprise)
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Momus - The Cabriolet
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Momus - The Charm Of Innocence
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Momus - The Gatecrasher
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Momus - The Guitar Lesson
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Momus - The Hairstyle Of The Devil
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Momus - The Homosexual
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Momus - The Lesson Of Sodom (According To Lot)
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Momus - The Painter And His Model
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Momus - The Rape Of Lucretia
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Momus - Three Wars
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Momus - Trans Siberian Express
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Momus - Ventriloquists And Dolls
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Momus - Violets
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Momus - Virtual Reality
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Momus - Vocation
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Momus - Voyager
Hippopotamomus
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From Popocatepetl
Chief of the clan
Hippopotamomae
But when the filthy great volcano
Wiped out my fellow hippos
I was the only individual to survive
Hip-hip-hip Hippopotamomus
Pop-pop-pop Popocatepetl
We rolled in mud
Deep in the bed of the river
Were monster fat
And loved only disgusting things
We rummaged about for truffles
Then shat them out in the forest
By the fabulous tombs of Aztec kings
One day as I lay humping under Popocatepetl
The volcano started pumping down hot liquid metal
A flood of steaming lava erupted like Pompeii
And stuck me forever to the hippo I was fucking that day
Then a team of boring scientists shoved us in a crate
Packed it up with straw and then conveyed me and my mate
To the Museum of Natural History, where between two stuffed camels
They stuck us in this case labelled 'Copulating Artiodactyl Mammals'
So press your nose against the glass of the case of the Hippopotamomus
Lithe, wriggling schoolgirl, blowing kisses, making eyes
So blithely unaware, as you snigger at my lust
You'll be in this position by and by
