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Momus - Sex For The Disabled
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Momus - The Charm Of Innocence
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Momus - A Complete History Of Sexual Jealousy (Parts 17 – 24)
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Momus - Amongst Women Only
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Momus - Bishonen
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Momus - Eleven Executioners
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Momus - Flame Into Being
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Momus - I Was a Maoist Intellectual
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Momus - Ice King
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Momus - Situation Comedy Blues
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Momus - The Lesson Of Sodom (According To Lot)
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Momus - Violets
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Momus - A Dull Documentary
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Momus - A Monkey For Sallie
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Momus - Afterglow
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Momus - Bluestocking
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Momus - Cibachrome Blue
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Momus - Closer To You
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Momus - Conquistador
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Momus - Don't Stop The Night
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Momus - Hippopotamomus
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Momus - How do You Find My Sister?
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Momus - I Ate a Girl Right Up
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Momus - In The Sanatorium
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Momus - Islington John
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Momus - John The Baptist Jones
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Momus - King Solomon's Song And Mine
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Momus - Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous
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Momus - Little Lord Obedience
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Momus - Lord Of The Dance
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Momus - Love On Ice
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Momus - Lucky Like St. Sebastian
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Momus - Marquis Of Sadness
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Momus - Michelin Man
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Momus - Momutation 3
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Momus - Moop Bears
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Momus - Murderers, The Hope Of Women
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Momus - Paper Wraps Rock
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Momus - Pornography
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Momus - Righthand Heart
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Momus - Rules Of The Game Of Quoits
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Momus - Shaftesbury Avenue
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Momus - Song In Contravention
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Momus - Spacewalk
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Momus - Summer Holiday 1999
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Momus - The Angels Are Voyeurs
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Momus - The Angels Are Voyeurs (Reprise)
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Momus - The Cabriolet
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Momus - The Day The Circus Came To Town
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Momus - The Gatecrasher
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Momus - The Guitar Lesson
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Momus - The Hairstyle Of The Devil
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Momus - The Homosexual
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Momus - The Painter And His Model
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Momus - The Rape Of Lucretia
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Momus - Three Wars
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Momus - Trans Siberian Express
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Momus - Trust Me, I'm a Doctor
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Momus - Ventriloquists And Dolls
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Momus - Virtual Reality
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Momus - Vocation
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Momus - Voyager
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Momus - What Will Death Be Like?
Islington John
Momus
Beautiful women becoming mothers
All night long the piano grinsI sit drinking sweetheart stout
Hey lonely you with the negro face
Say lonely what time does the music start?
Suddenly the actress belly laughs
And I put my hand on hers
Islington John, time you were gone
Look at the clock, it's a quarter to one
And when it strikes the hour
I will steal your poppy flower
I get a nosebleed under the blue lamp
The actress goes up to the ugly man and they kiss
The wind ruffles the polythene
On a woman drunk on powdered milk and gas
Me and the actress meet a crowd walking backwards
Football fans attacking gypsy caravans
Someone hits my head from the back
As I'm peeping at cookery down an extractor stack
Islington John lifted the nylon
Lay amongst the broken antiques and smiled
Reeking of coffee and piss
Sober enough just to say this
'I will pay for the fire extinguisher
The sand bucket and case
If you will let me pay for this man's face'
