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Momus - Flame Into Being
- 2
Momus - A Dull Documentary
- 3
Momus - Bishonen
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Momus - Bluestocking
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Momus - Conquistador
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Momus - Don't Stop The Night
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Momus - I Was a Maoist Intellectual
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Momus - Islington John
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Momus - Lord Of The Dance
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Momus - Marquis Of Sadness
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Momus - Momutation 3
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Momus - Moop Bears
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Momus - Righthand Heart
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Momus - Sex For The Disabled
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Momus - Spacewalk
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Momus - The Hairstyle Of The Devil
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Momus - Three Wars
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Momus - A Complete History Of Sexual Jealousy (Parts 17 – 24)
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Momus - A Monkey For Sallie
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Momus - Afterglow
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Momus - Amongst Women Only
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Momus - Cibachrome Blue
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Momus - Closer To You
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Momus - Eleven Executioners
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Momus - Hippopotamomus
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Momus - How do You Find My Sister?
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Momus - I Ate a Girl Right Up
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Momus - Ice King
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Momus - In The Sanatorium
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Momus - John The Baptist Jones
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Momus - King Solomon's Song And Mine
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Momus - Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous
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Momus - Little Lord Obedience
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Momus - Love On Ice
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Momus - Lucky Like St. Sebastian
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Momus - Michelin Man
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Momus - Murderers, The Hope Of Women
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Momus - Paper Wraps Rock
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Momus - Pornography
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Momus - Rules Of The Game Of Quoits
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Momus - Shaftesbury Avenue
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Momus - Situation Comedy Blues
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Momus - Song In Contravention
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Momus - Summer Holiday 1999
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Momus - The Angels Are Voyeurs
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Momus - The Angels Are Voyeurs (Reprise)
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Momus - The Cabriolet
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Momus - The Charm Of Innocence
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Momus - The Day The Circus Came To Town
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Momus - The Gatecrasher
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Momus - The Guitar Lesson
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Momus - The Homosexual
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Momus - The Lesson Of Sodom (According To Lot)
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Momus - The Painter And His Model
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Momus - The Rape Of Lucretia
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Momus - Trans Siberian Express
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Momus - Trust Me, I'm a Doctor
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Momus - Ventriloquists And Dolls
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Momus - Violets
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Momus - Virtual Reality
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Momus - Vocation
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Momus - Voyager
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Momus - What Will Death Be Like?
Sex For The Disabled
Momus
And I was a Hell's Angel in leathers and long hair
Before the accident you were a fanatic
And I was a motorbike mechanic
And which of us was stronger then
And which of us was stranger
A woman pumping iron or a liberal Hell's Angel?
Before the accident when my somersaulting Triumph
Entered the gymnasium of the female Goliath
And I don't know if you felt for me
Or if you shared my dreams
But when my speed machine hit your weight machine
I know you heard my screams
And across my leather jacket it says Sex for the Disabled
And across your macho breasts Get fit for life
Before the accident you kept out of sight
Working behind curtains till your body shape was right
The only man you touched was your tutor in karate
I fucked every eligible party
And which of us was crippled then
And which of us more painful?
A woman pumping iron or a liberal Hell's Angel?
Before the accident when I careered akimbo
Through your plate glass window
And as I lay in agony from a thousand savage cuts
You privatised the hospital and you wished me luck
And across my leather jacket it says Sex for the Disabled
And across your macho breasts Get fit for life
Before the accident before '79
Before the wheelchair that was such a difficult time
Every man an anarchist, we were all into 'Zen
And the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance' then
And which of us were hawks and which of us were doves?
When you broke off peace talks and we broke off free love
Before the accident when you came to power
And the poor got on their bikes and we got off ours
And the Age of Aquarius changed overnight
To an Age of Economists serving the right
Our Triumphs turned to wheelchairs, don't times change?
Maybe we had nothing to lose but our chains
So now you're the angels, the thugs in authority
And we're just another castrated minority
And across our leather jackets it says No Sex for the Disabled
And across your macho breasts Unfit for life's