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Momus - I Was a Maoist Intellectual
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Momus - Situation Comedy Blues
- 3
Momus - The Homosexual
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Momus - Trust Me, I'm a Doctor
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Momus - Vocation
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Momus - A Complete History Of Sexual Jealousy (Parts 17 – 24)
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Momus - A Dull Documentary
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Momus - A Monkey For Sallie
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Momus - Afterglow
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Momus - Amongst Women Only
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Momus - Bishonen
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Momus - Bluestocking
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Momus - Cibachrome Blue
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Momus - Closer To You
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Momus - Conquistador
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Momus - Don't Stop The Night
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Momus - Eleven Executioners
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Momus - Flame Into Being
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Momus - Hippopotamomus
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Momus - How do You Find My Sister?
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Momus - I Ate a Girl Right Up
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Momus - Ice King
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Momus - In The Sanatorium
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Momus - Islington John
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Momus - John The Baptist Jones
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Momus - King Solomon's Song And Mine
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Momus - Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous
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Momus - Little Lord Obedience
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Momus - Lord Of The Dance
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Momus - Love On Ice
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Momus - Lucky Like St. Sebastian
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Momus - Marquis Of Sadness
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Momus - Michelin Man
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Momus - Momutation 3
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Momus - Moop Bears
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Momus - Murderers, The Hope Of Women
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Momus - Paper Wraps Rock
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Momus - Pornography
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Momus - Righthand Heart
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Momus - Rules Of The Game Of Quoits
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Momus - Sex For The Disabled
- 42
Momus - Shaftesbury Avenue
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Momus - Song In Contravention
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Momus - Spacewalk
- 45
Momus - Summer Holiday 1999
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Momus - The Angels Are Voyeurs
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Momus - The Angels Are Voyeurs (Reprise)
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Momus - The Cabriolet
- 49
Momus - The Charm Of Innocence
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Momus - The Day The Circus Came To Town
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Momus - The Gatecrasher
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Momus - The Guitar Lesson
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Momus - The Hairstyle Of The Devil
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Momus - The Lesson Of Sodom (According To Lot)
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Momus - The Painter And His Model
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Momus - The Rape Of Lucretia
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Momus - Three Wars
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Momus - Trans Siberian Express
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Momus - Ventriloquists And Dolls
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Momus - Violets
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Momus - Virtual Reality
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Momus - Voyager
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Momus - What Will Death Be Like?
The Guitar Lesson
Momus
In a midnight blue school uniform
Lips just a little too full for her face
Distant eyes full of space
In her posture no trace of coquette
No defiance
She fingers the frets looking forlorn
Crossing her legs where her tights have been torn
Starts as her mother comes into the room
And the afternoon grows still
And her mother feels chill
Shivers and buttons her coat
I gently correct the curve of her back
And open her book in the now-empty flat
At the classical piece I've had her prepare
And her arms are bare as she plays
And I draw back behind her ear
A few strands of hair gone astray
She shows me her bracelet, the lesson is done
I turn it around between finger and thumb
We sit face to face and it seems to me that
Her face is the face of a cat
And touching the place where her breasts will be
I press my hand flat
She comes into my lap, I turn her around
Her hands clasp my neck and her feet skim the ground
Her skirt travels up under my palm
But the pupil sits looking so calm
As if listening to the distant sound
Of a burglar alarm
What happened next it's hard to recall
The guitar lesson left no traces at all
Now, from afar, it seems to resemble
A strange composition in oil
Of a man, a guitar, and an innocent little girl
