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Momus - I Was a Maoist Intellectual
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Momus - Situation Comedy Blues
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Momus - The Homosexual
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Momus - Trust Me, I'm a Doctor
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Momus - Vocation
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Momus - A Complete History Of Sexual Jealousy (Parts 17 – 24)
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Momus - A Dull Documentary
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Momus - A Monkey For Sallie
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Momus - Afterglow
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Momus - Amongst Women Only
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Momus - Bishonen
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Momus - Bluestocking
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Momus - Cibachrome Blue
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Momus - Closer To You
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Momus - Conquistador
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Momus - Don't Stop The Night
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Momus - Eleven Executioners
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Momus - Flame Into Being
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Momus - Hippopotamomus
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Momus - How do You Find My Sister?
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Momus - I Ate a Girl Right Up
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Momus - Ice King
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Momus - In The Sanatorium
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Momus - Islington John
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Momus - John The Baptist Jones
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Momus - King Solomon's Song And Mine
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Momus - Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous
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Momus - Little Lord Obedience
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Momus - Lord Of The Dance
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Momus - Love On Ice
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Momus - Lucky Like St. Sebastian
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Momus - Marquis Of Sadness
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Momus - Michelin Man
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Momus - Momutation 3
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Momus - Moop Bears
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Momus - Murderers, The Hope Of Women
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Momus - Paper Wraps Rock
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Momus - Pornography
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Momus - Righthand Heart
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Momus - Rules Of The Game Of Quoits
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Momus - Sex For The Disabled
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Momus - Shaftesbury Avenue
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Momus - Song In Contravention
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Momus - Spacewalk
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Momus - Summer Holiday 1999
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Momus - The Angels Are Voyeurs
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Momus - The Angels Are Voyeurs (Reprise)
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Momus - The Cabriolet
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Momus - The Charm Of Innocence
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Momus - The Day The Circus Came To Town
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Momus - The Gatecrasher
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Momus - The Guitar Lesson
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Momus - The Hairstyle Of The Devil
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Momus - The Lesson Of Sodom (According To Lot)
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Momus - The Painter And His Model
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Momus - The Rape Of Lucretia
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Momus - Three Wars
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Momus - Trans Siberian Express
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Momus - Ventriloquists And Dolls
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Momus - Violets
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Momus - Virtual Reality
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Momus - Voyager
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Momus - What Will Death Be Like?
The Hairstyle Of The Devil
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She never mentioned you when she was round at mine
But when you were round at hers you always made a scene
'Cause you only had ears for descriptions of the stranger she was seeing
And what she saw in me was only what attracts
The many girls I see behind their lovers' backs
But what she saw in you, I could never work it out
There was just one thing she found it turned you on to talk about
The inexplicable charisma of the rival
You said 'Describe for me the hairstyle of the devil
Is he passionate? (Don't answer!)
Is he detached? (Don't answer that!)
Does he please you in the sack? (Shut up, don't answer back!)
Just tell him I'm dying to meet him'
She called me up, she said she's had enough
Of all the paranoia you mixed up with your love
We spent the night together, she woke me up at dawn
And called an all-night taxi
And when you came I was gone
You found my comb behind her chest of drawers
She said she'd slept alone but the bed was full of hairs
And when you matched them up, beyond a shadow of a doubt
The hairs belonged the Beelzebub
And you began to figure out
The inexplicable charisma of the rival
You said 'Describe for me the hairstyle of the devil
Does he make you laugh? (Don't answer!)
Does he earn a lot? (Don't answer that!)
Does he dress you up in black? (Shut up, don't answer back!)
Just tell him I'm dying to meet him
The inexplicable charisma of the rival
With the luck and the hairstyle of the devil
And so you gaze at the people all about
In every stranger's face you try to make me out
And when you meet me finally your horns will lock with mine
For the beast rules with rivalry
As the clock rules with time
Pleased to meet you, hope you've guessed my name
