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Momus - Trust Me, I'm a Doctor
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Momus - Lucky Like St. Sebastian
- 3
Momus - The Hairstyle Of The Devil
- 4
Momus - A Complete History Of Sexual Jealousy (Parts 17 – 24)
- 5
Momus - A Dull Documentary
- 6
Momus - A Monkey For Sallie
- 7
Momus - Afterglow
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Momus - Amongst Women Only
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Momus - Bishonen
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Momus - Bluestocking
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Momus - Cibachrome Blue
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Momus - Closer To You
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Momus - Conquistador
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Momus - Don't Stop The Night
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Momus - Eleven Executioners
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Momus - Flame Into Being
- 17
Momus - Hippopotamomus
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Momus - How do You Find My Sister?
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Momus - I Ate a Girl Right Up
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Momus - I Was a Maoist Intellectual
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Momus - Ice King
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Momus - In The Sanatorium
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Momus - Islington John
- 24
Momus - John The Baptist Jones
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Momus - King Solomon's Song And Mine
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Momus - Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous
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Momus - Little Lord Obedience
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Momus - Lord Of The Dance
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Momus - Love On Ice
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Momus - Marquis Of Sadness
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Momus - Michelin Man
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Momus - Momutation 3
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Momus - Moop Bears
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Momus - Murderers, The Hope Of Women
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Momus - Paper Wraps Rock
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Momus - Pornography
- 37
Momus - Righthand Heart
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Momus - Rules Of The Game Of Quoits
- 39
Momus - Sex For The Disabled
- 40
Momus - Shaftesbury Avenue
- 41
Momus - Situation Comedy Blues
- 42
Momus - Song In Contravention
- 43
Momus - Spacewalk
- 44
Momus - Summer Holiday 1999
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Momus - The Angels Are Voyeurs
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Momus - The Angels Are Voyeurs (Reprise)
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Momus - The Cabriolet
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Momus - The Charm Of Innocence
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Momus - The Day The Circus Came To Town
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Momus - The Gatecrasher
- 51
Momus - The Guitar Lesson
- 52
Momus - The Homosexual
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Momus - The Lesson Of Sodom (According To Lot)
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Momus - The Painter And His Model
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Momus - The Rape Of Lucretia
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Momus - Three Wars
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Momus - Trans Siberian Express
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Momus - Ventriloquists And Dolls
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Momus - Violets
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Momus - Virtual Reality
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Momus - Vocation
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Momus - Voyager
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Momus - What Will Death Be Like?
Ventriloquists And Dolls
Momus
Traffic lights are changing in the distance
The radio plays Brahms
Opening the door of his Fiesta the ventriloquist
Steps out into the air beneath the stars
Rubs his hands against the frost
And tucks the dummy in her case beneath his arm
Ventriloquists and dolls
Tailors and their dummies
Moving in parallel worlds
Like wolves and little girls
Gangsters and their molls
Ventriloquists and dolls
And slowly on his painful wooden leg the ventriloquist
Clumps up the wooden steps towards his flat
A single room filled up with mannequins
And dangling from the beams on tangled strings, a marionette
And his carving's been so painstaking it looks for all the world
Like flesh and blood
Realistic to a fault, his dolls are portraits carved in wood
Of little girls
And opening the bottle with his teeth
He pours the beer into the beerglass on the bed
Drinks it at a gulp, brings up the gas
Takes off his pants, unscrews his wooden leg
And though his face is frighteningly ugly and he takes her by surprise and very fast
The doll he crushes under him immediately agrees to everything he asks
