Mister Jones lives in a van, sits and waits for the world to end
Counts the fingers on his hand, loses count then he starts again
He don't know why all the kids are still complaining
When he looks at the world with two eyes closed, it don't need changing
Mister jones lives in the past, sits and waits for his life to pass
Counts the days till his children call, he don't hear from them at all
No one told him the world will pass him if he let's it
He looks like he's seen a ghost, but he's just seen his own reflection
Happy face, fake a smile like they taught you to
Jesus saves those who do what they're told to do
Heaven knows I can't change if I wanted to
You cut me open, and I look exactly like you
Mister Jones, don't go outside, the neighbors think he must've died
He used to preach like an honest man with two left feet and a red right hand
He don't know why all the people seek forgiveness
He don't have the heart to tell them everybody goes to heaven
Everybody goes to heaven (but nobody gets saved)
Everybody goes to heaven (nobody gets saved)
Everybody goes to heaven (nobody gets saved)
Everybody goes to heaven
In times of desperation they're just so easy to find
If we can get 'em while they're young we can make up their mind
Before they even have a chance to see what they're missing
They'll be standing like a statue made of stone in His image
They turn your fear into conviction (everybody goes to heaven), turn your water to wine
Give your money to the church (everybody goes to heaven) and come collect in the next life
Let's make a blind man see (everybody goes to heaven), make a dead man rise again
Cleanse the spirit and the soul (everybody goes to heaven), wipe the blood from your hands
Amen! Everybody screamed (everybody goes to heaven)
They just wanted to feel like they were part of something (everybody goes to heaven)
As long as there's a dollar in the pocket of the poor (everybody goes to heaven)
There will always be a savior who takes until they can't no more (everybody goes to heaven)
Everybody goes to heaven
But nobody gets saved!
Happy face, fake a smile like they taught you to
Jesus saves those who do what they're told to do (nobody gets saved)
Heaven knows I can't change if I wanted to
You cut me open, and I look exactly like you (nobody's getting saved)
