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Mustard Plug - Mr. Smiley
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Mustard Plug - Alone
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Mustard Plug - Already Gone
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Mustard Plug - Away From Here
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Mustard Plug - Life Is Too Short
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Mustard Plug - Skank by Numbers
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Mustard Plug - Yesterday
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Mustard Plug - Average Guy (7-11Man)
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Mustard Plug - Beer (Song)
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Mustard Plug - Box
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Mustard Plug - Brain On Ska
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Mustard Plug - Copasetic
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Mustard Plug - Dressed Up
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Mustard Plug - Everything Girl
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Mustard Plug - Get It Goin' On
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Mustard Plug - Go
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Mustard Plug - Grow Up
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Mustard Plug - Gum
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Mustard Plug - Hit Me! Hit Me!
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Mustard Plug - In Your Face
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Mustard Plug - Insomnia
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Mustard Plug - Jerry
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Mustard Plug - Just a Minute
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Mustard Plug - Last Night
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Mustard Plug - Lolita
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Mustard Plug - Mend Your Ways
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Mustard Plug - Mendoza
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Mustard Plug - Miss Michigan
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Mustard Plug - Murder In The Tulip City
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Mustard Plug - Never Be
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Mustard Plug - No One But Myself
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Mustard Plug - Not Again
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Mustard Plug - Not Enough
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Mustard Plug - Not Giving In
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Mustard Plug - On And On
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Mustard Plug - Over The Edge
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Mustard Plug - Pick-Pocket Man
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Mustard Plug - Puddle Of Blood
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Mustard Plug - Real Rat Bastard
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Mustard Plug - Sadie May
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Mustard Plug - Safe
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Mustard Plug - Schoolboy
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Mustard Plug - Send You Back
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Mustard Plug - So Far to Go
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Mustard Plug - Someday, Right Now!
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Mustard Plug - Something New
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Mustard Plug - Sorry Now
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Mustard Plug - Suburban Homesick Blues
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Mustard Plug - Sweet Potato
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Mustard Plug - Tell Me
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Mustard Plug - The Freshman
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Mustard Plug - The Park
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Mustard Plug - Thigh High Nylons
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Mustard Plug - Throw a Bomb
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Mustard Plug - Time To Wake Up
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Mustard Plug - Time Will Come
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Mustard Plug - To Be
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Mustard Plug - Too Stoopid
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Mustard Plug - We Want The Mustard
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Mustard Plug - We're Gunna Take on the World
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Mustard Plug - What You Say
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Mustard Plug - Who Benefits?
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Mustard Plug - You
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Mustard Plug - You Can't Go Back
Murder In The Tulip City
Mustard Plug
The story you're about to hear is true.
Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.
This could happen to any city.
It could happen to your city, but it didn't.
It happened in Tulip City.
Murder In The Tulip City!
In Tulip City you have the right to remain silent.
You have the right to attorney.
You have the right to wear funny wooden shoes.
You have the right to eat rusks.
You have the right to redeem double coupons on Tuesdays.
But most of all, you have the right to fear for your life
As you tread in the shadow of the Dutch Mafia.
Murder In The Tulip City!
My name's Agent 357.
I've seen a lot of destruction in my day.
But nothing that compares to Tulip City.
Bodies floating down the Grande,
Poison windmill cookies,
People mowing their lawns on Sundays.
You see, nothing is as obscene and unsightly
As when decent, honest, hard-working, upstanding people
Take control of the underground.