I was miss preteen wet dream
When i was 17
I lip sanch and
Pretended to sing
Got breast implants
And a wedding ring
Then i flashed all my privates they put pictures
in the magazines
Don't take the kids from me
Don't take the kids from me
I started hittin the bottle
Lost all the titles of role model
Hitched in vegas
Forgot it
Did all the things that i wanted
And with a kid in the car dont need a seatbelt
Or protection
Don't take the kids from me
Don't take the kids from me
I'm misses lifestyles of the hicks and trailers
I'm misses oh my god that hair she shaved it
I'm misses now i have a double chin
I'm misses don't we miss when she was thin
Don't take the kids from me
I'm misses don't take the kids from me
Try then pissin me off
I'll take an umbrella to your car
Just try flippin me off
And now were gonna make a scene
And i wont show up to court
Now are you sure u'll take the kids from me
Don't take the kids from me
I'm misses most likely to walk around naked in the shoppin mall
Doesn't matter cuz i'll do a line or two to forget it all
No wonder theres panic in the industry i mean please
Don't take the kids from me
Don't take the kids from me
I'm misses lifestyles of the hicks and trailers
I'm misses oh my god that hair she shaved it
I'm misses now i have a double chin
I'm misses don't we miss when she was thin
I'm misses preteen wet dream
When i was seventeen
It matters when i walk with barefeet
And leave my kids with whomevers free
Aren't they sick of the pictures of my privates in the magazines.
