Last night you called me up 
 Begging to stay over one more night 
 I figure if you do 
 I’ll probably buy a gun and shoot you 
    It’s been miserable in ways I can’t define 
 And resisting is a gift I’ve earned in time 
 I ain’t buying words you keep saying   
 It’s ok to stick around 
 As long as you’re ten miles 
 From my hometown 
 I will put you down the ground 
 If you don’t stay ten miles 
 From my hometown   
 Back then, we sang in joy 
 And harmonies built with major chords 
 You were c and I was e 
 But geez I guess the g missed out   
 You can take the keys to my car 
 And drive so so very far 
 I am trying to be a nice lady   
 It’s ok to stick around 
 As long as you’re ten miles 
 From my hometown 
 I will put you down the ground 
 If you don’t stay ten miles 
 From my hometown   
 Last night you called me up (again) 
 Begging to stay over one more night (again) 
 I figure if you do 
 I’ll probably buy a gun and shoot you   
 It’s ok to stick around 
 As long as you’re ten miles 
 From my hometown 
 I will put you down the ground 
 If you don’t stay ten miles 
 From my hometown