They're coming to take me away, haha
Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?
Well
You left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And
They're coming to take me away, haha
They're coming to take me away, hoho hehe ha ha
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, haha
You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I had said
That losing you would make me flip my lid
Right
You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed
And then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad!
And
They're coming to take me away, haha
They're coming to take me away, hoho hehe haha
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, haha
I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds
Hah
Well you just wait
They'll find you yet
And when they do they'll
Put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt
And
They're coming to take me away, haha
They're coming to take me away, hoho hehe haha
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, haha
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, haha
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, haha
