Friday night, passed out 
 In the street, can’t believe 
 What I see, what I hear 
 Think I’ve had, too many bears 
 See a girl, in my bed 
 She took the halo from my head 
 Call me scum, I’m a bum 
 Mommy look what I’ve become 
 He did it again 
 My identical twin 
 So let the party begin 
 ‘Cause I’m not going home 
 And you can tell all your friends 
 That I’ll be dressed to the tens 
 And I won’t make amends 
 If you tell me I had 
    One too many drinks 
 One too many fights 
 One too many nights 
 In a rut, getting drunk 
 Ending up with a scar 
 Kicked out of a bar 
 Feeling like a shit 
 ‘Cause I hit rock bottom 
 I’ve had one too many, hey! Hey! 
 ‘Cause I’ve had one too many, hey! Hey! 
 One too many. One too many   
 Fist up, in the air 
 Lose my balance on the stairs 
 Red – the color of the night 
 Who’s that beauty wearing white? 
 I hear a song about to start 
 I hear the chorus in my heart 
 Listen close, I’ll sing it true 
 Fuck you and the things you do 
 Officer, please 
 Don’t point your finger at me 
 If I play you a song, will you let me along? 
 ‘Cause I missed what you said 
 I think I’ll sleep when I’m dead 
 ‘Cause the bomb in my head 
 Is screaming 3-2-1   
 One too many drinks 
 One too many fights 
 One too many nights 
 In a rut, getting drunk 
 Ending up with a scar 
 Kicked out of a bar 
 Feeling like a shit, 
 ’cause I hit rock bottom 
 I’ve had one too many, hey! Hey! 
 ‘Cause I’ve had one too many, hey! Hey!   
 One too many drinks at the bar 
 Chillin’ like a star 
 Here’s to you, here’s to me 
 Here’s to what tonight could be   
 You’re not bringing me down 
 Won’t let you push me around 
 And I ain’t leaving this town 
 So you’d best throw me out 
 ‘Cause if you’re fucking with me 
 I’ll give you something to see 
 Now open both of your eyes 
 I’m out here walking the line   
 One too many drinks 
 One too many fights 
 One too many nights 
 In a rut, getting drunk 
 Ending up with a scar 
 Kicked out of a bar 
 Feeling like a shit 
 ‘Cause I hit rock bottom   
 I’ve had one too many drinks 
 One too many fights 
 One too many nights 
 In a rut, getting drunk 
 Ending up with a scar 
 Kicked out of a bar 
 Feeling like a shit 
 ‘Cause I hit rock bottom 
 I’ve had one too many, hey! Hey! 
 ‘Cause I’ve had one too many, hey! Hey!