I still can’t get over the sex we had 
 Let me tell about my girl, God help me 
 She had a finger wave, and disco veins, and spaceship lips 
 I said “houston I’ve landed, lets go steady” 
 On saturday she seemed different 
 She turned and kissed another girl… 
    And she’s in love with her 
 Oh I know, I know tonight that she ain’t mine   
 She’s got a girl crush 
 She thinks I’m famous 
 I guess I’m close enough to be dangerous   
 I still can’t remember where we met that night 
 But there were coney island freaks surfing cocaine 
 And when the wave crashed down and a full black moon out 
 I said “you’re the only cat on my runway” 
 She had me hook, line and sinker 
 Maybe she thinks I’m just a girl…   
 But I’m in love with her 
 She’s so, so bad it hurts 
 I lay my head and cry 
 All because I know tonight that she ain’t mine   
 She’s got a girl crush 
 She thinks I’m famous 
 I guess I’m close enough to be dangerous 
 She’s got a girl crush 
 She thinks I’m famous 
 I guess I’m close enough to be dangerous   
 Let me see your gold tooth 
 (I don’t even know you) 
 Hot butter in your perfume 
 (I’m about to show you) 
 Psycho candy voodoo 
 (Take it to the bathroom)   
 Girl, I think I’m in love with both of them 
 I can play innocent 
 They’re all in love with her 
 She’s so, so bad it hurts 
 I hang my head and cry 
 All because I know tonight she ain’t mine