(We're not lucky even at Christmas)
It was supposed to be a merry Christmas
But everything went wrong from the start
The turkey was burned, the tree was falling
And the snowstorm was separating us
We try to make the best of the situation
But the troubles kept piling up on us
The power went out, the pipes froze
And the songs turned into confusion
Oh, what a deadly Christmas
We hope it all ends soon
Oh, what a deadly Christmas
We hope we can get through
We thought we might find some joy in the gifts
But they weren't what we expected
The sweater itched, the perfume stank
And the toy was broken and small
We decided to go out for some fresh air
But we didn't know what awaited us
The ice was slippery, the wind was cold
And the snowman was mean and furious
Oh, what a deadly Christmas
We hope it all ends soon
Oh, what a deadly Christmas
We hope we can get through
Maybe next year will be better
Maybe we'll have some peace and love
Maybe we will learn from this disaster
And remember the true meaning of Christmas
Oh, what a deadly Christmas
We hope it all ends soon
Oh, what a deadly Christmas
We hope we can get through
