Motorcycle Mossies
 
 Wearing Nazi helmets
 
 Very often pass
 
 Goin nowhere fast
 
 Elevator spits me out
 
 Lobby exit heading south
 
 Bratty fatty pigskinned punk
 
 With AK47 mouth
 
 Fly the angry skies
 
 Frequent liar miles
 
 Do it
 
 Just pull the cord
 
 Jump
 
  
  Checking into Hotel Asylum
 
 Nursing a case of T.V.D.
 
 Checking into Hotel Asylum
 
 Where my best of friends - is just teleme
  
 
 You don't have to tell me
 
 Eating up the tele
 
 See the household god
 
 Feed the sorry sod
 
 Even so this tiny mouse
 
 Drains me with its tiny shreek!
 
 Here i'm lying next to you
 
 Like a tired enemy
 
 Take a pill - take a pill
 
 Go ahead and take a pill
 
 Take a pill - take a pill
 
 Cross reactions may occur
 
 Mama's tears taste like novocaine
 
 Daddy's they taste like rain, pain
  
 
 Checking into Hotel Asylum
 
 Nursing a case of T.V.D.
 
 Checking into Hotel Asylum
 
 Where my best of friends in just teleme
 
 I don't make any sense
 
 And neither do I
  
 
 Somebody help me see the light
 
 Daylight has got me feeling dark
 
 I hear the sun is hanging with the moon
 
 (Smokin and drinkin)
 
 Call all troops, I need a dime
 
 Kidneys for sale, it's party time again
 
 (We're getting festive)
 
 Elvis is crawling on my neck
 
 Trying to get in my voice's head
 
 I've said it before
 
 I'll say it once again
 
 (I'm not going crazy)