Sit back, matter fact, teasing, toying, turning 
 Chatting, charming, hissing, paying the crowd 
 Play that song again, 'nother couple klonopin 
 Another glance, a half hearted bow 
    Oh, such grace, oh, such beauty 
 And lipstick and callous, and fishnets and mallice 
 Oh, darling, you're a million ways to be cruel 
 (One zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero cruel) 
 You're a million ways to be cruel 
 (One zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero cruel) 
 You're a million ways to be cruel   
 I should, I wish I could, maybe if you were I would 
 A list of standard issue regrets 
 One last ad-proof 
 Slouching in the corner booth 
 Baby it's as good as it gets   
 Oh, such grace, oh, such beauty 
 So precious, suspicious and charming and vicious 
 Oh, darling, you're a million ways 
 Oh, darling, you're a million ways to be cruel 
 (One zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero cruel) 
 You're a million ways to be cruel 
 (One zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero cruel) 
 You're a million ways to be cruel   
 Oh darlin, oh, darlin, you're a million ways 
 Oh darlin, oh, darlin, you're a million ways 
 Oh, darlin, oh, darlin, you're a million ways to be 
 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah 
 (One zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero cruel) 
 You're a million ways to be cruel 
 You're a million ways to be cruel 
 (One zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero cruel)   
 Oh, darling, you're a million ways to be cruel