You're not the prettiest girl in town
 
 I'm not the only boy with solid clothes and solemn frown
 
 So to hell with valentines
 
 To hell with perfume
 
 To hell with chocolates and picnics and Sinatra tunes
 
 As far as rest of the girls are drowning in roses and songs he composes
 
 And while the rest of the guys are all trying
 
 All trying so hard
 
  
  Oh girl lets a crash party
 
 El Dorado on the lawn
 
 hey hey hey!
 
 Let's burn holes in the carpets
 
 Take a shot at this linoleum tabletop
 
 All night long!
  
 
 I'm not so good with subtlety
 
 You wouldn't say that I'm the picture of urbanity
 
 Never put much stock in suavity, courtesy, chivalry, gallantry or all that useless jewelry
 
 And while the rest of the girls
 
 You?ll sigh for deny you and smile at you politely
 
 And while the rest of the guys are all trying
 
 Oh, they're trying so hard
  
 
 Oh girl lets crash a party
 
 El Dorado on the lawn
 
 hey hey hey!
 
 Let's burn holes in the carpet
 
 Take a shot at this linoleum tabletop
 
 hey hey hey!
 
 All night long
 
 All night long
 
 Let's crash a party
 
 All night long
 
 Let's go
 
 All night long!