Nah, nah, knock it off
All I hear is blah, blah, blah
Wham, bam
Thank you, ma'am
It was just my master plan
I heard the word on the street
You're telling the world that you really hurt me
For a small man, that's a pretty big reach
To say you broke my heart even one little piece
You think you're so fucking cool, you think you're so fucking great
You think you got it in my head, you're just another mistake
You think I'm crying in bed, you think I'm missing your face
You think I'm wanting you back, I thank God I got away
I hate to break it up to you, babe
If I say I like you, it's offensive
I like losers, I like supervillains
I like assholes, my pain is self-inflicted
I like douchebags, I like narcissistic fucking idiots
Call me the masochist (hey)
Nah, nah, knock it off
All I hear is blah, blah, blah
Wham, bam
Thank you, ma'am
It was just my master plan
Nah, nah, knock it off
All I hear is blah, blah, blah
Wham, bam
Thank you, ma'am
It was just my master plan
Guess what? I want it to hurt
You can call it self-harm or a lack of self-worth
But it's just something that I prefer
All of heartbreak for dinner and a cry for dessert
You think you're so fucking cool, you think you're so fucking great
You think you got it in my head, you're just another mistake
You think I'm crying in bed, you think I'm missing your face
You think I'm wanting you back, I thank God I got away
I hate to break it up to you, babe
If I say I like you, it's offensive
I like losers, I like supervillains
I like assholes, my pain is self-inflicted
I like douchebags, I like narcissistic fucking idiots
Call me the masochist (hey)
Nah, nah, knock it off
All I hear is blah, blah, blah
Wham, bam
Thank you, ma'am
It was just my master plan
Nah, nah, knock it off
All I hear is blah, blah, blah
Wham, bam
Thank you, ma'am
It was just my master plan
Silly little boy, you think you're breaking me down
But I'm just playing with toys, you'll never figure me out
Yeah, I do it all on purpose
I don't need anyone else
So if I'm ever hurt, just know I did it myself
I like losers, I like supervillains
I like assholes, my pain is self-inflicted
I like douchebags, I like narcissistic fucking idiots
Call me the masochist
Nah, nah, knock it off
All I hear is blah, blah, blah
Wham, bam
Thank you, ma'am
It was just my master plan
Nah, nah, knock it off
All I hear is blah, blah, blah
Wham, bam
Thank you, ma'am
It was just my master plan
