Haec sic non mode te Priape posit.
Privignum quoque sed movere Phaedrae.
When Telethusa, that little street slut
Who loves to shake her naked butt
Moving her pussy up and down, left and right
Wiggling with her cunt in plain sight
She'll move you, Priapus, make you hot
And even Hippolytus(*) can withstand her not
(* The nephew of Phaedrae; character from classic Greek history)
