Heaven Is A Halfpipe

If I die before I wake At least in Heaven I can skate 'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack Without the man up on my back Now Heaven would be a DJ Spinnin' dub all night long And Heaven would be just kickin' back With Jesus packing my (bong) And if you don't believe in Jesus Then Muhammed or Buddah too And while the world is warring We just sit back and laugh at you If I die before I wake At least in Heaven I can skate 'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack Without the man up on my back Now when most people think of Heaven They see those pearly gates But I looked a little closer And there's a sign that says, "Do not skate" So if you wanna come to my Heaven Well we all gonna have a ball And every one you know is welcome 'Cause we got no gates or walls If I die before I wake At least in Heaven I can skate Then I got to the gate Pulled out a list that I'd been callin' fate I'm sorry friend you can't come in You got a list here that doesn't end You're mad 'cause I smoke dope You teachin' any classes in how to cope I'll find a place to rest my head I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead Like Christian Hosoi way back in '87 We'll be bustin' Christ airs until we get to Heaven Think I really care that I missed biology Got my education in stale fishology With all your rules you got to chill I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill Gonna twist out 'cause I got the skills Gonna twist out 'cause I got the skills Got the skills Got the skills Got the skills Got the skills Heaven is a halfpipe If I die before I wake At least in Heaven I can skate 'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit Without the man fukin with it (Heaven is a halfpipe) If I die before I wake At least in Heaven I can skate (Heaven is a halfpipe) If I die before I wake (If I die before I wake) At least in Heaven I can skate (Heaven is a halfpipe)