I've been trying everything to feed my kicks
Spanking old ladies, giving it all I've got
When little ain't enough and your needs are too big
Learning by doing, chugging pee from a coffee cup
Jump up and down on me
Move back and forth on me
You've got to let it out
Scratch, if you have the needs
Scream, I'm here to please
I'll be your pain in the ass
I'll be your designated driver from behind
Now turn around, don't let me down
I'll be your pain in the ass
Been standing on all four, dressed like batman
Juggling tits, bigger than Africa
A woman on a leash is not for me
And vanilla is too boring, it won't set me free
Jump up and down on me
Move back and forth on me
You've got to let it out
Scratch, if you have the needs
Scream, I'm here to please
I'll be your pain in the ass
I'll be your designated driver from behind
Now turn around, don't let me down
I'll be your pain in the ass
One way in, no way out
A giant leap for mankind
One way in, no way out
A giant leap for mankind
Jump up and down on me
Move back and forth on me
You've got to let it out
Scratch, if you have the needs
Scream, I'm here to please
I'll be your pain in the ass
I'll be your designated driver from behind
Now turn around, don't let me down
I'll be your pain in the ass
