Well I smoked this thing one night out as a bet And they told me it was kinda like a funky cigarette And I can still remember my first draw And all those funny things I saw when I smoked my First Funky Cigarette
Well I opened up my best friends buscuit tin And there's no Rich Teas or Custard Creams just Cigarrets and skins And then he handed me a pack of green and the biggest Bag I've ever seen and I rolled my first funky Cigarette!
And since that day I seldom have declined And I maintain this love affair with these green herbs Of mine You can keep your pills and trips and lines Expensive beers and fancy wines 'cos I just want a Funky Cigarette
And nowadays it's harder to disguise Then wondering old sedated look that's glazed across My eyes Well if you're like me I'm sure you'll find That you don't really seem to mind 'Cos you just had a funky cigarette!
