Down in Albion
 
 They're black and blue
 
 But we don't talk about that
 
 Are you from 'round here?
 
 How do you do?
 
 I'd like to talk about that
 
  
  Talk over
 
 Gin in teacups
 
 And leaves on the lawn
 
 Violence in bus stops
 
 And the pale thin girl with eyes forlorn
  
 
 More gin in teacups
 
 And leaves on the lawn
 
 Violence in dole queues
 
 And the pale thin girl
 
 Behind the checkout
  
 
 If you're looking for a cheap sort
 
 Set in false anticipation
 
 I'll be waiting in the photo booth
 
 At the underground station
  
 
 So come away, won't you come away
 
 We could go to...
 
 Deptford, Catford, Watford, Digberth, Mansfield
 
 Ahh anywhere in Albion
  
 
 Anywhere in Albion
 
 Anywhere in Albion
  
 
 Yellowing classics
 
 And canons at dawn
 
 Coffee wallahs and pith helmets
 
 And an English song
  
 
 Mmm... Reebok classics
 
 And canons at dawn
 
 Terrible warlords, good Warlords
 
 And an English song
  
 
 Oo if you're looking for a cheap sort
 
 All glint with perspiration
 
 There's a four-mile queue
 
 Outside the disused power station
  
 
 Now come away, oh say you'll come away
 
 We'll go to...
 
 Satsworth, Senford, Weovil, Woomoyle, NEW-CAST-LE
  
 
 If you are looking for a cheap tart
 
 Don't glint with perspiration
 
 There's a five-mile queue
 
 Outside the disused power station
 
 Now come away (away), won't you come away
  
 
 We'll go to...
 
 Bedtown, Oldham, Nunthorpe, Rowlam, Bristol
 
 Aaa-nywhere in Albion
  
 
 Anywhere in Albion
 
 Anywhere in Albion
 
 Anywhere in Albion
 
 Anywhere in Albion...