Honey, honey 
 My you did look dapper in your mother's 
 Old green scarf 
 With your famous Auntie Arthur's trousers on 
 You were slapped by that slapper 
 And how we all laughed 
 But she laughed the loudest 
 Oh in '93 
 You could charm the bees knees of the bees 
    'Cheeky' you'd say and we all fell around 
 Rolling 'round the playground   
 'Saucy' you'd say and we all fell about 
 Rolling 'round the playground   
 In the '94 
 We all sang 
 Skipping and dancing hand in hand 
 Yeah with all the boys together 
 And all the girls together   
 She's the last of the English roses 
 She's the last of the English roses   
 (I wish to be so whirl awake again) 
 She knows her Rodneys from her Stanleys 
 And her Kappas from her Reeboks 
 And her tit from her tat 
 And her Winstons from her Enochs 
 it's fine and take what I 
 Coming out, coming alive   
 Round the Snooker table 
 You dance the Frutti-Tutti   
 She almost spilled her lager 
 Toasting girls of great beauty   
 But the closing moved by 
 Coming of age, coming alive 
 All the boys together 
 And all the girls together   
 She's the last of the English roses 
 She's the last of the English roses 
 Yeah she's the last of the English roses 
 She's the last of, last of the English 
 English roses   
 Ah sometimes you can't change 
 There'll be no place 
 Ce soir, disons chez moi 
 Enfin je compte de toi 
 Je te drague la rose mystique 
 Tu l'arroses mystique? 
 Ha, vas-y 
 C'est mon monde de soleil