Meet the king of cowboys, he rides a pale pony
 
 He fights the bad boys brings them to their knees
 
 He patrols the highways from the air
 
 He keeps the country safe from long hair
 
 I am the masculine american man
 
 I kill therefore i am.
 
  
  I don't like the black man, for he doesn't know his place
 
 Take the back of my hand or i'll spray you with my mace
 
 I'm as brave as any man can be
 
 I find my courage through chemistry
 
 I am the masculine american man
  
  
  
 
 I kill therefore i am.
  
 
 I don't like the students now, they don't have no respect
 
 They don't like to work now, i think i'll wring their necks
 
 They call me pig, although i'm underpaid
 
 I'll show those faggots that i'm not afraid
 
 I am the masculine american man
 
 I kill therefore i am.
  
 
 Farewell to the gangsters we don't need them anymore
 
 We've got the police force, they're the ones who break the law
 
 He's got a gun and he's a hater
 
 He shoots first, he shoots later
 
 I am the masculine american man
 
 I kill therefore i am.