Hey, dog
You wanna lick my balls?
Yeah you do, ah
Got some skippy
Rub it on my balls
Snear real good
Feed it to the dogs
You can call it wrong
I dont really give a fuck
I got peanutbutter
With extra nuts!
This ain't your usual dog food
Real chunky and nutty
Like squirrel Poo
Why waste your money on Home Brand
When your dog could be licking
These gold nutz
Yes, so please dont test me
I got K-9s licking on my testies
I heard dogs like to play with balls
So I let dogs play with my balls!
