I was tired of my lady
 
 We've been together too long
 
 Like a worn out recording
 
 Of a favourite song
 
 So while she lay there sleeping
 
 I read the paper in bed
 
 And in the personal columns
 
 There was this letter I read
 
  
  If you like pina colodas
 
 And getting caught in the rain
 
 If you're not into yoga
 
 If you have half a brain
 
 If you like makin' love at midnight
 
 In the dooms of the cape
 
 I'm the love that you look for
 
 Write to me and escape
  
 
 I didn't think about my lady
 
 I know that sounds kinda mean
 
 But me and my ol' lady
 
 Have fallen into the same old dull routine
 
 So I wrote to the paper
 
 To get a personal ad
 
 And though I'm nobody's poet
 
 I thought it wasn't half bad
  
 
 Yes, I like pina colodas
 
 And getting caught in the rain
 
 I'm not much into health food
 
 I am into champange
 
 I've got to meet you to by tomorrow noon
 
 And cut through all this red tape
 
 At a bar fourth o' malley's
 
 Where we'll plan our escape
  
 
 So I waited with high hopes
 
 As she walked in through the place
 
 I knew her smile in an instant
 
 I knew the curve of her face
 
 It was my own lovely lady
 
 And she said "Ah, it's you"
 
 And we laughed for a moment
 
 And I said "I never knew"
  
 
 That you like pina colodas
 
 And getting caught in the rain
 
 And the feel of the ocean
 
 And the taste of champange
 
 If you like makin' love at midnight
 
 In the dooms of the cape
 
 You're the lady I've looked for
 
 Come with me and escape