If some of ya'll never been down south too much
 
 Some y'all never been down s-
 
 I'm gonna tell you a little story so's you'll understand what I'm talkin' about
 
 Down there we have a plant that grows out in the woods, and the fields
 
 And it looks somethin' like a turnip green
 
 Everybody calls it polk salad
 
 Now that's polk salad
 
 Used to know a girl lived down there and she'd go out in the evenings and
 
 Pick her a mess of it
 
 Carry it home and cook it for supper
 
 Because that's about all they had to eat
 
 But they did all right
 
  
  Down in Louisiana, where the alligators grow so mean
 
 Lived a girl, that I swear to the world
 
 Made the alligators look tame
 
 Polk salad Annie, gators got your granny
 
 Everybody said it was a shame
 
 Because her momma was a workin' on the chain gang
 
 A mean vicious woman
  
 
 Everyday before supper time, she'd go down by the truck patch
 
 And pick her a mess of polk salad, and carry it home in a tow sack
 
 Polk salad Annie, the gators got your granny
 
 Everybody says it was a shame
 
 Because her momma was a workin' on the chain gang
 
 A wretched, spiteful, straight-razor totin' woman
 
 Lord have Mercy, pick a mess of it
  
 
 Sock a little polk salad to me
 
 Her daddy was lazy and no-count, claimed he had a bad back
 
 All her brothers were fit for
 
 Was stealin' watermelons out of my truck patch
 
 Polk salad Annie, the gators got your granny
 
 Everybody said it was a shame
 
 Because her momma was a workin' on the chain gang
 
 Yeah, sock a little polk salad to me, you know I need me a mess of it
  
 
 Sock a little
 
 Sock a little polk salad to me, you know I need a real mess of it (chick-a-boom)
 
 Sock a little polk salad, you know I need a real (chick-a-boom)
  
 
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