Dear God
 
 I hope you got the letter and
 
 I pray that you can make it better down here
 
 I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer
 
 But all the people that you made in your image
 
 See them starving on their feet
 
 'Cause they don't get enough to eat
 
 From God
 
 I can't believe in you
 
  
  Dear God
 
 Sorry to disturb you, but
 
 I feel that I should be heard loud and clear
 
 We all need a big reduction in amounts of
 
 Tears
 
 But all the people that you made in your image
 
 See them fighting in the street
 
 'Cause they can't make opinions meet
 
 About God
 
 Can't believe in you
  
 
 Did you make disease
 
 And the diamond blue?
 
 Did you make mankind
 
 After we made you?
 
 And the devil too
  
 
 Dear God
 
 Don't know if you've noticed, but
 
 Your name is on a lot of quotes in this book
 
 Us crazy humans wrote it; you should take a look
 
 And all the people that you made in your image
 
 Still believin' that junk is true
 
 Well, I know it ain't and so do you
 
 Dear God
  
 
 I can't believe in
 
 I don't believe in
  
 
 I won't believe in heaven and hell
 
 No saints, no sinners, no devil as well
 
 No pearly gates, no thorny crown
 
 You're always lettin' us humans down
 
 The wars you bring, the babes you drown
 
 Those lost at sea and never found
 
 And it's the same the whole world 'round
 
 The hurt I see helps to compound
 
 The father, son and holy ghost
 
 Is just somebody's unholy hoax
 
 And if you're up there, you perceive
 
 That my heart's here upon my sleeve
 
 If there's one thing I don't believe in
  
 
 It's you
 
 Dear God