Time isn't on my side
 
 Any more than you
 
 And that's the only thing
 
 That's half-way true
 
  
  I can tell you what's wrong
 
 With this picture I took
 
 Don't remember where
 
 I centered myself
  
 
 Waiting for the dusty shelf
 
 To get wiped down
 
 Practicing my lines
 
 With a personal shine
  
 
 And now we'll doubt well try
 
 To celebrate an expiration past its prime
 
 Stretching out the time will be fine
 
 Someone break it down, we'll be fine
  
 
 Time isn't on my side
 
 Any more than you
 
 And that's the only thing
 
 That's half-way true
  
 
 And now we'll give it a rest
 
 Knowing that it's you who can say it best
 
 Show me what you feel about this mess
 
 Say fortunately I am impressed