I feel so stupid doing this
I'll try, I'll try anything once
Especially talking very stupid
Is everybody ready?
Everybody put your hands up
Ladies and gentlemen
Porcelain Black
Here we go
(Aye girl, where the fuck you from?)
I'm from the trailer park
Next to the titty bar
Where my mama worked
She made her booty twerk
That's why I love my swag
Madonna in the bag
'Cause I'm a what-ya-say
Come feed my appetite
Kicked out of two high schools
I meant to break the rules
I got no GED, believe in G-O-D
I get down on my knees
Can you believe in me?
Oh shit, I think I need another line
I think I've fucking gone crazy
I think I've fucking gone crazy
(Somebody save me)
I think I've fucking gone crazy
(Somebody save me)
I think I've fucking gone
Diet pills, then eat some Taco Bell
That's why my ass so fat
And stomach stay so flat
I'm not a psycho bitch
So you can eat a dick
Yeah I'm the fucking shit
And you can't handle it
Some may call me pretty
And some may call me psycho
I'm pretty psycho, ooh
La-la-la-dee-dah-dee-dah
La-la-la-dee-dah-dee-dah, oh
La-la-la-dee-dah-dee-dah
I've been waiting, and waiting, and waiting
For your call, say hello
And I'll meet you in the bathroom stall
Introduce me to your member
Mister, Mister King Kong
Your head, it got so big
It needs it's own damn song, oh
I think I've fucking gone crazy
I think I've fucking gone crazy
(Somebody save me)
I think I've fucking gone crazy
(Somebody save me)
I think I've fucking gone crazy
I think I've fucking gone crazy
L-l-l-listen Porcelain
So fuck you and your trailer park
I don't wanna hear a word that's coming out your mouth
No bite, no bark
I'll flick-flick-flick, you'll see that spark
I'm coming out bullseye, straight, no dart
I wrote you a letter and dearly depart
I met your mom, she broke my heart
So one side black, one side white
I'm the plumber, lay down pipe
Flying on a private plane
LA, Detroit, that's a pretty long flight
Ha, ha, ha, I'm just joking
Pretty, pretty please
Please stop smoking
Better hold on, I'm a real good batch
Somebody please get a bitch a match
My speech slurred and my vision all hazy
Somebody tell them motherfuckers I'm crazy
I think I've fucking gone crazy
I think I've fucking gone crazy
(Somebody save me)
I think I've fucking gone crazy
(Somebody save me)
I think I've fucking gone crazy
