Dear Hef, I write to you this letter
Enclosed I think you'll find my resume
Also a reference from my mother
She said I used to do my chores
Maybe I can clean the pools
Maybe I can drive the cars
Maybe I can mow the lawns
Can You get me out of here?
I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion
Just let me be there for one year, then I can die!
I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion
Just let me be there for one year, then I can die!
I'd be so cool at all the parties
I'll pack my footsie pajamas
And I don't even need my own room
I'll share with April, May and June, Yeah!
Maybe I can clean the pools
Maybe I can drive the cars
Maybe I can mow the lawns
Can You get me out of here?
I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion
Just let me be there for one year, then I can die!
I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion
Just let me be there for one year, then I can die!
Dear Momma I write you here at poolside
Things are fine now here in Cali'
I have new girlfriends, they are nice!
Don't count on seeing me anytime soon!
Now that I'm swimming in the pools
Now that I'm mowing the lawns
Now that I'm wearing my footsies
Taking one month at a time!
I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion
Just let me be there for one year, then I can die!
I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion
Just let me be there for one year, then I can die!
I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion
Just let me be there for one year, then I can die!
I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion
Just let me be there for one year, then I can die!
