What if the world was made of glazed doughnuts?
You would be like man thats fuckin sweet,
I can't believe the world is made of doughnuts.
What if your hands were made of Hot Pockets?
You would be the first one to be eaten
In survival situations
What if your thumb roared like a dinosaur?
What if you peed out of your nose?
What if your face was shaped like Mexico?
Or Trapezoids?
Or Texas and Hawaii?
What if the world was made of other worlds combined
into a world just like the world you started with?
What if another world then ate the world
made out of doughnuts
making all the doughnut people pissed?
What if your face was made of bumblebees?
You would be like dude this really sucks,
I do not want a face made out of bumblebees
What if your Dad was made of rainbows?
You would be like OMG that's lame
I want a Dad made out of ninja robots.
What if your pool was filled with apple sauce?
What is a hot dog was your tongue?
What if your mouth was filled with broken glass,
And fire ants,
And three meat jambalaya?
What if you tried to build a spaceship with a cannon
that shoots crocodiles at everyone you hate?
What if those crocodiles could shoot heat seeking killer bees
Insuring there would be no escape?
What if your room was filled with lots and lots of puppy dogs?
You would be like,
Awwww look at the puppy dog.
Awwww come here, come here
Awwww watch you doin little guy?
Watch you doin?
(baby talk)
Who's the puppy dog?
You the puppy dog!
Its a puppy dog
Its the puppy doggies!
Where do the squirrels go during hurricanes?
What if your butt was on your chest?
What if guitars could squirt out sour cream,
And nacho cheese,
And pure sulfuric acid?
What if the world was made of(track fades)
