Here by the sea and sand
 
 Nothing ever goes as planned,
 
 I just couldn't face going home
 
 It was just a drag on my own.
 
 They finally threw me out
 
 My mother got drunk on stout,
 
 My dad couldn't stand on two feet,
 
 As he lectured about morality.
 
 Now I guess the families complete,
 
 With me hanging round on the street
 
 Or here on the beach.
 
  
  
  The girl I love
 
 Is a perfect dresser,
 
 Wears every fashion
 
 Gets it to the tee.
 
 Heavens above,
 
 I got to match her
 
 She knows just how
 
 She wants her man to be
 
 Leave it to me.
  
 
 My jacket's gonna be cut slim and checked
 
 Maybe a touch of seersucker with an open neck
 
 I ride a G S scooter with my hair cut neat
 
 I wear my wartime coat in the wind and sleet.
  
  
 
 I see her dancing
 
 Across the ballroom
 
 U V light making starshine
 
 Of her smile.
 
 I am the face,
 
 She has to know me,
 
 I'm dressed up better than anyone
 
 Within a mile.
  
  
 
 So how come the other tickets look much better?
 
 Without a penny to spend they dress to the letter.
 
 How come the girls come on oh so cool
 
 Yet when you meet 'em, every one's a fool.
  
  
 
 Come sleep on the beach
 
 Keep within my reach
 
 I just want to die with you near
 
 I'm feeling so high with you here.
 
 I'm wet and I'm cold
 
 But thank God I ain't old
 
 I should have split home at fifteen
 
 Why didn't I ever say what I mean?
 
 There's a story that the grass is so green,
 
 What did I see?
 
 Where have I been?
  
  
 
 Nothing is planned, by the sea and the sand