- 1  The Queers - This Place Sucks 
- 2  The Queers - Peppermint Girl 
- 3  The Queers - See You Later Fuckface 
- 4  The Queers - Brush Your Teeth 
- 5  The Queers - Definitely 
- 6  The Queers - Don't Mess It Up 
- 7  The Queers - Fagtown 
- 8  The Queers - Homo 
- 9  The Queers - I Didn't Get Invited To The Prom 
- 10  The Queers - I Just Called to say Fuck You 
- 11  The Queers - Junk Freak 
- 12  The Queers - Love Me 
- 13  The Queers - Love, Love, Love 
- 14  The Queers - Meatwagon 
- 15  The Queers - Night Of The Livid Queer 
- 16  The Queers - Rancid Motherfucker 
- 17  The Queers - Surf Goddess 
- 18  The Queers - Today I Fell In Love 
- 19  The Queers - You're Tripping 
- 20  The Queers - All Screwed Up 
- 21  The Queers - Another Girl 
- 22  The Queers - At The Mall 
- 23  The Queers - Babyface (Boo-Hoo-Hoo) 
- 24  The Queers - Ben Weasel 
- 25  The Queers - Blabbermouth 
- 26  The Queers - Bonehead 
- 27  The Queers - BooBarella 
- 28  The Queers - Born To Do Dishes 
- 29  The Queers - Brian Wilson 
- 30  The Queers - Burger King Queen 
- 31  The Queers - Cretin Hop 
- 32  The Queers - Cut It Dude 
- 33  The Queers - Danny Vapid 
- 34  The Queers - Daydreaming 
- 35  The Queers - Debra Jean 
- 36  The Queers - Didn't Puke 
- 37  The Queers - Didn't want None 
- 38  The Queers - Do You Wanna Dance? 
- 39  The Queers - Don't Back Down 
- 40  The Queers - Don't Want To Live On The Moon 
- 41  The Queers - Drop The Attitude Fucker 
- 42  The Queers - Duke Kahanamoku 
- 43  The Queers - Everything's Going My Way 
- 44  The Queers - Everything's O.K. 
- 45  The Queers - Feeling Groovy 
- 46  The Queers - From Your Boy 
- 47  The Queers - Fuck This World 
- 48  The Queers - Fuck You 
- 49  The Queers - Gay Boy 
- 50  The Queers - Generation Of Swine 
- 51  The Queers - Get A Life And Live It Loser 
- 52  The Queers - Girl About Town 
- 53  The Queers - Goodbye California 
- 54  The Queers - Granola-head 
- 55  The Queers - Grounded 
- 56  The Queers - Half Shitfaced 
- 57  The Queers - Hawaii 
- 58  The Queers - Here Today, Gone Tomorrow 
- 59  The Queers - Hi Mom, It's Me 
- 60  The Queers - High School Psychopath II 
- 61  The Queers - Houston We Have A Problem 
- 62  The Queers - I Always Knew 
- 63  The Queers - I Can't Get Over You 
- 64  The Queers - I Can't Give You Anything 
- 65  The Queers - I Can't Stand You 
- 66  The Queers - I Can't Stay Mad At You 
- 67  The Queers - I Can't Stop Farting 
- 68  The Queers - I Don't Care 
- 69  The Queers - I Don't Get It 
- 70  The Queers - I don't wanna be around you anymore 
- 71  The Queers - I Don't Wanna Work 
- 72  The Queers - I Don't Want To Get Involved With You 
- 73  The Queers - I Don't Want You Hanging Around 
- 74  The Queers - I Enjoy Being A Boy 
- 75  The Queers - I Got A Girlfriend 
- 76  The Queers - I Hate Everything 
- 77  The Queers - I Hate Your Fucking Guts 
- 78  The Queers - I Like Young Girls 
- 79  The Queers - I Met Her at the Rat 
- 80  The Queers - I Never Got The Girl 
- 81  The Queers - I Only Drink Bud 
- 82  The Queers - I Think She's Starting To Like Me 
- 83  The Queers - I Wanna Be Happy 
- 84  The Queers - I Wanna Be Well 
- 85  The Queers - I Wanna Know 
- 86  The Queers - I Won't Be 
- 87  The Queers - I'm Not a Mongo Anymore 
- 88  The Queers - I'm Nowhere At All 
- 89  The Queers - I'm Okay You're Fucked 
- 90  The Queers - I'm The Boy For You 
- 91  The Queers - I'm Useless 
- 92  The Queers - I've Had It With You 
- 93  The Queers - Idiot Savant 
- 94  The Queers - If You Only Had A Brain 
- 95  The Queers - In With the Out Crowd 
- 96  The Queers - It's Cold Outside 
- 97  The Queers - Janelle, Janelle 
- 98  The Queers - Journey To The Center Of Your Empty Fucking Skull 
- 99  The Queers - Just Say Cunt 
- 100  The Queers - Kicked Out Of The Webelos 
- 101  The Queers - Like A Parasite 
- 102  The Queers - Little Rich Working Class Oi-boy 
- 103  The Queers - Live This Life 
- 104  The Queers - Locket Love 
- 105  The Queers - Mirage 
- 106  The Queers - Monkey In A Suit 
- 107  The Queers - Monster Zero 
- 108  The Queers - Motherfucker 
- 109  The Queers - Mrs. Brown, You've Got An Ugly Daughter 
- 110  The Queers - My Cunt's a Cunt 
- 111  The Queers - Next Stop Rehab 
- 112  The Queers - No Tit 
- 113  The Queers - Nobody Likes Me 
- 114  The Queers - Noodle Brain 
- 115  The Queers - Nothing To Do 
- 116  The Queers - Number One 
- 117  The Queers - Nuni In New York 
- 118  The Queers - Overdue 
- 119  The Queers - Pretty Flamingo 
- 120  The Queers - Psycho Over You 
- 121  The Queers - Punk Rock Confidential 
- 122  The Queers - Punk Rock Girls 
- 123  The Queers - Rambo Rat 
- 124  The Queers - Ramona 
- 125  The Queers - Rockaway Beach 
- 126  The Queers - Sayonara Sucker 
- 127  The Queers - She's A Cretin 
- 128  The Queers - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker 
- 129  The Queers - Sidewalk Surfer Girl 
- 130  The Queers - Something In My Heart 
- 131  The Queers - Strangle the Girl 
- 132  The Queers - Stupid Fucking Vegan 
- 133  The Queers - Surfin' Bird 
- 134  The Queers - Tamara Is A Punk 
- 135  The Queers - Tangerine 
- 136  The Queers - Teenage Bonehead 
- 137  The Queers - Teenage Gluesniffer 
- 138  The Queers - Teenage Lobotomy 
- 139  The Queers - Terminal Rut 
- 140  The Queers - That Girl 
- 141  The Queers - The kids are alright 
- 142  The Queers - The Sun Always Shines Around You 
- 143  The Queers - This Sandal Shit Has Got To Stop 
- 144  The Queers - Tic Tic Toc 
- 145  The Queers - Too Many Twinkies 
- 146  The Queers - Trash This Place 
- 147  The Queers - Tulu Is A Wimp 
- 148  The Queers - Uncouth 
- 149  The Queers - Ursula Finally Has Tits 
- 150  The Queers - Voodoo Doll 
- 151  The Queers - We're A Happy Family 
- 152  The Queers - Whatever Happened To Philthy Phil? 
- 153  The Queers - Why Is It Always This Way? 
- 154  The Queers - Wimpy Drives Through Harlem 
- 155  The Queers - Yeah, Well, Whatever 
- 156  The Queers - You Make Me Wanna Puke 
Girl About Town
The Queers
She used to play in a band in town
Had an electric guitar covered in stars
The Be-Back Queen of the music scene
She got signed to a record label
Spent the advance on a pinball table
Sold a hundred records to all her friends
Now she's back again
She lives in a flat halfway up in the sky
goes out with a boy through the MC5s
Wears a different t-shirt every night
With Access-All Areas pinned on tight
See her running around she's the girl about town that you heard of [4x]
See the girl lying under the bar?
She used to be a rock and roll star
Smoked cigarettes with Joan Jett in America
She got her picture in Rolling Stone
She was third from the left behind Joey Ramone
You couldn't see her face but I'm sure she looked great anyway
She lives in a flat halfway up in the sky
Goes out with a boy through the MC5s
He'd be ok if he didn't hit her
Or go to bed with the babysitter
See her running around she's the girl about town that you've heard of [4x]