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The Queers - Peppermint Girl
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The Queers - BooBarella
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The Queers - Definitely
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The Queers - Don't Mess It Up
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The Queers - From Your Boy
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The Queers - Sidewalk Surfer Girl
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The Queers - The Sun Always Shines Around You
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The Queers - Burger King Queen
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The Queers - Debra Jean
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The Queers - Feeling Groovy
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The Queers - Fuck This World
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The Queers - Girl About Town
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The Queers - I Always Knew
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The Queers - I Didn't Get Invited To The Prom
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The Queers - I Enjoy Being A Boy
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The Queers - I Got A Girlfriend
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The Queers - I Never Got The Girl
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The Queers - If You Only Had A Brain
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The Queers - Just Say Cunt
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The Queers - Next Stop Rehab
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The Queers - Number One
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The Queers - Pretty Flamingo
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The Queers - Psycho Over You
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The Queers - Rancid Motherfucker
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The Queers - She's A Cretin
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The Queers - Strangle the Girl
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The Queers - Tangerine
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The Queers - Teenage Bonehead
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The Queers - Voodoo Doll
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The Queers - You Make Me Wanna Puke
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The Queers - All Screwed Up
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The Queers - Another Girl
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The Queers - At The Mall
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The Queers - Babyface (Boo-Hoo-Hoo)
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The Queers - Ben Weasel
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The Queers - Blabbermouth
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The Queers - Bonehead
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The Queers - Born To Do Dishes
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The Queers - Brian Wilson
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The Queers - Brush Your Teeth
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The Queers - Cretin Hop
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The Queers - Cut It Dude
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The Queers - Danny Vapid
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The Queers - Daydreaming
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The Queers - Didn't Puke
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The Queers - Didn't want None
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The Queers - Do You Wanna Dance?
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The Queers - Don't Back Down
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The Queers - Don't Want To Live On The Moon
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The Queers - Drop The Attitude Fucker
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The Queers - Duke Kahanamoku
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The Queers - Everything's Going My Way
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The Queers - Everything's O.K.
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The Queers - Fagtown
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The Queers - Fuck You
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The Queers - Gay Boy
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The Queers - Generation Of Swine
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The Queers - Get A Life And Live It Loser
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The Queers - Goodbye California
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The Queers - Granola-head
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The Queers - Grounded
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The Queers - Half Shitfaced
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The Queers - Hawaii
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The Queers - Here Today, Gone Tomorrow
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The Queers - Hi Mom, It's Me
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The Queers - High School Psychopath II
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The Queers - Homo
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The Queers - Houston We Have A Problem
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The Queers - I Can't Get Over You
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The Queers - I Can't Give You Anything
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The Queers - I Can't Stand You
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The Queers - I Can't Stay Mad At You
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The Queers - I Can't Stop Farting
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The Queers - I Don't Care
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The Queers - I Don't Get It
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The Queers - I don't wanna be around you anymore
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The Queers - I Don't Wanna Work
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The Queers - I Don't Want To Get Involved With You
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The Queers - I Don't Want You Hanging Around
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The Queers - I Hate Everything
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The Queers - I Hate Your Fucking Guts
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The Queers - I Just Called to say Fuck You
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The Queers - I Like Young Girls
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The Queers - I Met Her at the Rat
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The Queers - I Only Drink Bud
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The Queers - I Think She's Starting To Like Me
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The Queers - I Wanna Be Happy
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The Queers - I Wanna Be Well
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The Queers - I Wanna Know
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The Queers - I Won't Be
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The Queers - I'm Not a Mongo Anymore
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The Queers - I'm Nowhere At All
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The Queers - I'm Okay You're Fucked
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The Queers - I'm The Boy For You
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The Queers - I'm Useless
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The Queers - I've Had It With You
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The Queers - Idiot Savant
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The Queers - In With the Out Crowd
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The Queers - It's Cold Outside
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The Queers - Janelle, Janelle
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The Queers - Journey To The Center Of Your Empty Fucking Skull
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The Queers - Junk Freak
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The Queers - Kicked Out Of The Webelos
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The Queers - Like A Parasite
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The Queers - Little Rich Working Class Oi-boy
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The Queers - Live This Life
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The Queers - Locket Love
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The Queers - Love Me
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The Queers - Love, Love, Love
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The Queers - Meatwagon
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The Queers - Mirage
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The Queers - Monkey In A Suit
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The Queers - Monster Zero
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The Queers - Motherfucker
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The Queers - Mrs. Brown, You've Got An Ugly Daughter
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The Queers - My Cunt's a Cunt
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The Queers - Night Of The Livid Queer
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The Queers - No Tit
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The Queers - Nobody Likes Me
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The Queers - Noodle Brain
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The Queers - Nothing To Do
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The Queers - Nuni In New York
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The Queers - Overdue
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The Queers - Punk Rock Confidential
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The Queers - Punk Rock Girls
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The Queers - Rambo Rat
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The Queers - Ramona
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The Queers - Rockaway Beach
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The Queers - Sayonara Sucker
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The Queers - See You Later Fuckface
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The Queers - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
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The Queers - Something In My Heart
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The Queers - Stupid Fucking Vegan
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The Queers - Surf Goddess
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The Queers - Surfin' Bird
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The Queers - Tamara Is A Punk
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The Queers - Teenage Gluesniffer
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The Queers - Teenage Lobotomy
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The Queers - Terminal Rut
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The Queers - That Girl
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The Queers - The kids are alright
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The Queers - This Place Sucks
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The Queers - This Sandal Shit Has Got To Stop
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The Queers - Tic Tic Toc
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The Queers - Today I Fell In Love
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The Queers - Too Many Twinkies
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The Queers - Trash This Place
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The Queers - Tulu Is A Wimp
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The Queers - Uncouth
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The Queers - Ursula Finally Has Tits
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The Queers - We're A Happy Family
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The Queers - Whatever Happened To Philthy Phil?
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The Queers - Why Is It Always This Way?
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The Queers - Wimpy Drives Through Harlem
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The Queers - Yeah, Well, Whatever
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The Queers - You're Tripping
Feeling Groovy
The Queers
My life is a shambles, you know I'm a Queer
My head it really pounds and pounds
Records just go round and round
Mom and Dad - they just hate my guts
The only girls I know are sluts
Say I'm deeply troubled
Oh I shake my head it just ain't so
Daddy beat me with a hose
Got kicked out of the Webelos
Feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy it sucks
Phone's disconnected, hey I'll never learn
Just eleven more months 'til my income tax returns
I'm really not that dumb you know
Got lots of beer and Tuinols
Ran over Rin Tin Tin today
His Alpo's mine now, hey it's great
Say I'm deeply troubled
Oh I shake my head it just ain't so
Daddy beat me with a hose
Kicked out of the Webelos
[Chorus]
Well I was walking down the street
With my head held high
Thinking everything was alright
When a big fat bird came and shit on my head
Man that's the story of my life
Feeling so sick, someone get me a beer
My life is a shambles, you know I'm Joe Queer
I'm not really that dumb you know
Got lots of beer and Tuinols
Ran over Rin Tin TIn today
His Alpo's mine now, hey it's great
Say I'm deeply troubled
Oh I shake my head it just ain't so
I've gone completely out of hand
I want Dan Vapid in my band
[Chorus]