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The Queers - The kids are alright
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The Queers - Just Say Cunt
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The Queers - Strangle the Girl
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The Queers - This Place Sucks
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The Queers - Tulu Is A Wimp
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The Queers - Another Girl
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The Queers - Ben Weasel
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The Queers - Born To Do Dishes
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The Queers - Homo
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The Queers - I Hate Your Fucking Guts
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The Queers - I Wanna Be Happy
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The Queers - No Tit
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The Queers - Peppermint Girl
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The Queers - Psycho Over You
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The Queers - Punk Rock Confidential
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The Queers - Something In My Heart
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The Queers - Ursula Finally Has Tits
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The Queers - You're Tripping
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The Queers - Babyface (Boo-Hoo-Hoo)
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The Queers - Bonehead
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The Queers - Brian Wilson
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The Queers - Cut It Dude
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The Queers - Daydreaming
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The Queers - Didn't Puke
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The Queers - Do You Wanna Dance?
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The Queers - Don't Want To Live On The Moon
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The Queers - Everything's Going My Way
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The Queers - Fagtown
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The Queers - Fuck This World
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The Queers - Generation Of Swine
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The Queers - Goodbye California
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The Queers - Granola-head
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The Queers - Grounded
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The Queers - Here Today, Gone Tomorrow
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The Queers - Houston We Have A Problem
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The Queers - I Can't Stay Mad At You
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The Queers - I Don't Care
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The Queers - I Don't Get It
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The Queers - I Don't Wanna Work
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The Queers - I Don't Want To Get Involved With You
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The Queers - I Enjoy Being A Boy
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The Queers - I Got A Girlfriend
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The Queers - I Like Young Girls
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The Queers - I Never Got The Girl
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The Queers - I Only Drink Bud
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The Queers - I Think She's Starting To Like Me
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The Queers - I Wanna Know
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The Queers - I Won't Be
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The Queers - I'm Nowhere At All
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The Queers - I'm Useless
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The Queers - If You Only Had A Brain
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The Queers - It's Cold Outside
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The Queers - Kicked Out Of The Webelos
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The Queers - Like A Parasite
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The Queers - Little Rich Working Class Oi-boy
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The Queers - Love Me
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The Queers - Meatwagon
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The Queers - Mirage
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The Queers - Monster Zero
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The Queers - Next Stop Rehab
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The Queers - Nobody Likes Me
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The Queers - Nothing To Do
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The Queers - Number One
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The Queers - Punk Rock Girls
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The Queers - Ramona
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The Queers - See You Later Fuckface
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The Queers - She's A Cretin
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The Queers - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
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The Queers - Surf Goddess
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The Queers - Tamara Is A Punk
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The Queers - Teenage Bonehead
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The Queers - Teenage Gluesniffer
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The Queers - That Girl
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The Queers - Today I Fell In Love
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The Queers - Voodoo Doll
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The Queers - We're A Happy Family
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The Queers - Wimpy Drives Through Harlem
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The Queers - All Screwed Up
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The Queers - At The Mall
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The Queers - Blabbermouth
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The Queers - BooBarella
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The Queers - Brush Your Teeth
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The Queers - Burger King Queen
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The Queers - Cretin Hop
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The Queers - Danny Vapid
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The Queers - Debra Jean
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The Queers - Definitely
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The Queers - Didn't want None
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The Queers - Don't Back Down
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The Queers - Don't Mess It Up
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The Queers - Drop The Attitude Fucker
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The Queers - Duke Kahanamoku
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The Queers - Everything's O.K.
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The Queers - Feeling Groovy
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The Queers - From Your Boy
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The Queers - Fuck You
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The Queers - Gay Boy
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The Queers - Get A Life And Live It Loser
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The Queers - Girl About Town
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The Queers - Half Shitfaced
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The Queers - Hawaii
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The Queers - Hi Mom, It's Me
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The Queers - High School Psychopath II
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The Queers - I Always Knew
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The Queers - I Can't Get Over You
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The Queers - I Can't Give You Anything
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The Queers - I Can't Stand You
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The Queers - I Can't Stop Farting
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The Queers - I Didn't Get Invited To The Prom
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The Queers - I don't wanna be around you anymore
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The Queers - I Don't Want You Hanging Around
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The Queers - I Hate Everything
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The Queers - I Just Called to say Fuck You
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The Queers - I Met Her at the Rat
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The Queers - I Wanna Be Well
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The Queers - I'm Not a Mongo Anymore
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The Queers - I'm Okay You're Fucked
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The Queers - I'm The Boy For You
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The Queers - I've Had It With You
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The Queers - Idiot Savant
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The Queers - In With the Out Crowd
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The Queers - Janelle, Janelle
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The Queers - Journey To The Center Of Your Empty Fucking Skull
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The Queers - Junk Freak
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The Queers - Live This Life
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The Queers - Locket Love
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The Queers - Love, Love, Love
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The Queers - Monkey In A Suit
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The Queers - Motherfucker
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The Queers - Mrs. Brown, You've Got An Ugly Daughter
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The Queers - My Cunt's a Cunt
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The Queers - Night Of The Livid Queer
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The Queers - Noodle Brain
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The Queers - Nuni In New York
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The Queers - Overdue
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The Queers - Pretty Flamingo
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The Queers - Rambo Rat
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The Queers - Rancid Motherfucker
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The Queers - Rockaway Beach
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The Queers - Sayonara Sucker
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The Queers - Sidewalk Surfer Girl
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The Queers - Stupid Fucking Vegan
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The Queers - Surfin' Bird
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The Queers - Tangerine
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The Queers - Teenage Lobotomy
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The Queers - Terminal Rut
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The Queers - The Sun Always Shines Around You
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The Queers - This Sandal Shit Has Got To Stop
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The Queers - Tic Tic Toc
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The Queers - Too Many Twinkies
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The Queers - Trash This Place
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The Queers - Uncouth
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The Queers - Whatever Happened To Philthy Phil?
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The Queers - Why Is It Always This Way?
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The Queers - Yeah, Well, Whatever
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The Queers - You Make Me Wanna Puke
I Wanna Be Happy
The Queers
I wanna be a good boy; I don't wanna be bad.
I wanna be happy.
Yeah, I wanna be happy so bad.
I wanna be happy; yeah, I really do.
But everybody's saying I'm no good for you.
They know that I'm a cretin, and I know it's true.
But I don't care.
I wanna see you at Kenmore Square, yeah,
And on the Bowery, too.
And in Toranto on Queen Street,
Or on Belmont Avenue.
'Cause I don't wanna be alone and sad no more,
And I've been through this before.
Can't you understand this much is true?
I wanna be happy with you.
It's all I wanna do.
I wanna be happy with you.
Riding the surf in Doheny, baby.
Walking on Mission Street, too.
Cruisin' down el Cajon Boulevard
And at First Avenue.
