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The Queers - This Place Sucks
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The Queers - Love, Love, Love
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The Queers - Fuck This World
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The Queers - Gay Boy
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The Queers - I Can't Get Over You
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The Queers - It's Cold Outside
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The Queers - Love Me
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The Queers - Monkey In A Suit
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The Queers - Peppermint Girl
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The Queers - Punk Rock Girls
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The Queers - See You Later Fuckface
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The Queers - Teenage Bonehead
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The Queers - Today I Fell In Love
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The Queers - Voodoo Doll
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The Queers - All Screwed Up
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The Queers - Another Girl
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The Queers - At The Mall
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The Queers - Babyface (Boo-Hoo-Hoo)
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The Queers - Ben Weasel
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The Queers - Blabbermouth
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The Queers - Bonehead
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The Queers - BooBarella
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The Queers - Born To Do Dishes
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The Queers - Brian Wilson
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The Queers - Brush Your Teeth
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The Queers - Burger King Queen
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The Queers - Cretin Hop
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The Queers - Cut It Dude
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The Queers - Danny Vapid
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The Queers - Daydreaming
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The Queers - Debra Jean
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The Queers - Definitely
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The Queers - Didn't Puke
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The Queers - Didn't want None
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The Queers - Do You Wanna Dance?
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The Queers - Don't Back Down
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The Queers - Don't Mess It Up
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The Queers - Don't Want To Live On The Moon
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The Queers - Drop The Attitude Fucker
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The Queers - Duke Kahanamoku
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The Queers - Everything's Going My Way
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The Queers - Everything's O.K.
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The Queers - Fagtown
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The Queers - Feeling Groovy
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The Queers - From Your Boy
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The Queers - Fuck You
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The Queers - Generation Of Swine
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The Queers - Get A Life And Live It Loser
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The Queers - Girl About Town
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The Queers - Goodbye California
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The Queers - Granola-head
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The Queers - Grounded
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The Queers - Half Shitfaced
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The Queers - Hawaii
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The Queers - Here Today, Gone Tomorrow
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The Queers - Hi Mom, It's Me
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The Queers - High School Psychopath II
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The Queers - Homo
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The Queers - Houston We Have A Problem
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The Queers - I Always Knew
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The Queers - I Can't Give You Anything
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The Queers - I Can't Stand You
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The Queers - I Can't Stay Mad At You
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The Queers - I Can't Stop Farting
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The Queers - I Didn't Get Invited To The Prom
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The Queers - I Don't Care
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The Queers - I Don't Get It
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The Queers - I don't wanna be around you anymore
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The Queers - I Don't Wanna Work
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The Queers - I Don't Want To Get Involved With You
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The Queers - I Don't Want You Hanging Around
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The Queers - I Enjoy Being A Boy
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The Queers - I Got A Girlfriend
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The Queers - I Hate Everything
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The Queers - I Hate Your Fucking Guts
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The Queers - I Just Called to say Fuck You
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The Queers - I Like Young Girls
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The Queers - I Met Her at the Rat
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The Queers - I Never Got The Girl
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The Queers - I Only Drink Bud
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The Queers - I Think She's Starting To Like Me
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The Queers - I Wanna Be Happy
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The Queers - I Wanna Be Well
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The Queers - I Wanna Know
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The Queers - I Won't Be
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The Queers - I'm Not a Mongo Anymore
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The Queers - I'm Nowhere At All
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The Queers - I'm Okay You're Fucked
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The Queers - I'm The Boy For You
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The Queers - I'm Useless
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The Queers - I've Had It With You
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The Queers - Idiot Savant
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The Queers - If You Only Had A Brain
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The Queers - In With the Out Crowd
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The Queers - Janelle, Janelle
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The Queers - Journey To The Center Of Your Empty Fucking Skull
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The Queers - Junk Freak
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The Queers - Just Say Cunt
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The Queers - Kicked Out Of The Webelos
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The Queers - Like A Parasite
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The Queers - Little Rich Working Class Oi-boy
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The Queers - Live This Life
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The Queers - Locket Love
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The Queers - Meatwagon
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The Queers - Mirage
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The Queers - Monster Zero
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The Queers - Motherfucker
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The Queers - Mrs. Brown, You've Got An Ugly Daughter
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The Queers - My Cunt's a Cunt
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The Queers - Next Stop Rehab
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The Queers - Night Of The Livid Queer
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The Queers - No Tit
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The Queers - Nobody Likes Me
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The Queers - Noodle Brain
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The Queers - Nothing To Do
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The Queers - Number One
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The Queers - Nuni In New York
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The Queers - Overdue
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The Queers - Pretty Flamingo
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The Queers - Psycho Over You
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The Queers - Punk Rock Confidential
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The Queers - Rambo Rat
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The Queers - Ramona
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The Queers - Rancid Motherfucker
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The Queers - Rockaway Beach
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The Queers - Sayonara Sucker
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The Queers - She's A Cretin
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The Queers - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
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The Queers - Sidewalk Surfer Girl
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The Queers - Something In My Heart
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The Queers - Strangle the Girl
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The Queers - Stupid Fucking Vegan
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The Queers - Surf Goddess
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The Queers - Surfin' Bird
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The Queers - Tamara Is A Punk
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The Queers - Tangerine
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The Queers - Teenage Gluesniffer
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The Queers - Teenage Lobotomy
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The Queers - Terminal Rut
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The Queers - That Girl
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The Queers - The kids are alright
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The Queers - The Sun Always Shines Around You
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The Queers - This Sandal Shit Has Got To Stop
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The Queers - Tic Tic Toc
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The Queers - Too Many Twinkies
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The Queers - Trash This Place
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The Queers - Tulu Is A Wimp
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The Queers - Uncouth
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The Queers - Ursula Finally Has Tits
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The Queers - We're A Happy Family
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The Queers - Whatever Happened To Philthy Phil?
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The Queers - Why Is It Always This Way?
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The Queers - Wimpy Drives Through Harlem
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The Queers - Yeah, Well, Whatever
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The Queers - You Make Me Wanna Puke
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The Queers - You're Tripping
Ursula Finally Has Tits
The Queers
When I first saw her, gee I liked that girl
Even before her first pubic hair would curl
Then old Hubey said: Hey, dude check this out
Man, that 13-year-old punk rocker's chest started to sprout!
And we all love her, Ursula
We all love her
Our attention's undivided
Dammit we're excited!
'Cause Ursula finally has tits- Alright
Ursula finally has tits, otta sight
Ursula finally has tits, now she's cool
Ursula finally has tits, check it out dude
Ursula finally has tits
She went to the drugstore and I saw what she bought
Maxi-pads, tampons, and a training bra
Eyeshadow, lipstick, smoking cigarettes
I think there's something that she needs to get off her chest
And we all love her, Ursula
We all love her, Ursula
Our attention's undivided
Dammit we're excited!
'Cause Ursula finally has tits