Do you want to be my sidedish friend
 
 'Cause I'll miss you if you go for good, yeah 
 
 We can stay together 'til the very end of time 
 
  
  If it's understood
 
 That I don't want you hanging out with me 
 
 But I want you when I call 
 
 And we can stay together separately
 
 And we won't be lonely at all 
  
 
 Oh boy
 
 Oh boy 
 
 I got to think about that 
 
 Oh boy 
  
 
 And do you want to be the one on hold
 
 'Cause you know I'll always come right back, yeah 
 
 We can find a quiet place for both of us to go 
  
 
 If you always know
 
 That I don't want you hanging out with me 
 
 But I want you when I call 
 
 And we can stay together separately
 
 And we won't be lonely at all 
  
 
 Oh boy
 
 Oh boy 
 
 I got to think about that
 
 'Cause every time 
 
 (Every time)
 
 I think I'm all right
 
 I think I'll win you over
 
 I hear you say 
 
 (Hear you say) 
  
 
 That I don't want you hanging out with me
 
 But I want you when I call 
 
 And we can stay together separately
 
 And we won't be lonely at all 
 
 I don't want to get too close to you 
 
 And I don't want you close to me
  
 
 There's a back door waiting just for you
 
 If this isn't what you need 
 
 There's a back door waiting just for you
 
 If this isn't what you need