Today he traded his big 98 Oldsmobile He got a heckuva deal on a new Porsche car And he ain't wearing his usual grey business suit He's got jeans and high boots with an embroidered star
And today he's forty years old going on twenty Don't look for the grey in his hair 'cause he ain't got any He's got young thing beside him that just melts in his hands He gone middle age crazy trying to prove he still can
He's got a woman he's loved for a long long time at home But the thrill is all gone when they cut down the lights They've got a business that they've been awhile coming by It's been a long uphill climb but now the profits are high
And today he's forty years old going on twenty And he hears of sordid affairs but he ain't had any And the young thing beside him you know she understands That he's middle age crazy trying to prove he still can
