I'm in the business of misery, let's take it from the top
 
 She's got a body like an hourglass, it's tickin' like a clock
 
 It's a matter of time before we all run out
 
 When I thought he was mine, she caught him by the mouth
 
 I waited eight long months, she finally set him free
 
 I told him I couldn't lie, he was the only one for me
 
 Two weeks and we'd caught on fire
 
 She's got it out for me, but I wear the biggest smile
 
  
  Whoa, well, I never meant to brag
 
 But I got him where I want him now
 
 Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
 
 To steal it all away from you now
 
 But, God, does it feel so good
 
 'Cause I got him, where I want him now
 
 And if you could, then you know you would
 
 'Cause, God, it just feels so
 
 It just feels so good
  
 
 Second chances, they don't ever matter, people never change
 
 Once a whore, you're nothing more, I'm sorry, that'll never change
 
 And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged
 
 I'm sorry, honey, but I passed it up, now look this way
 
 Well, there's a million other girls who do it just like you
 
 Looking as innocent as possible to get to who
 
 They want and what they like, it's easy if you do it right
 
 Well, I refuse, I refuse, I refuse
  
 
 Whoa, well, I never meant to brag
 
 But I got him where I want him now
 
 Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
 
 To steal it all away from you now
 
 But, God, does it feel so good
 
 'Cause I got him where I want him right now
 
 And if you could, then you know you would
 
 'Cause, God, it just feels so
 
 It just feels so good
  
 
 I watched his wildest dreams come true
 
 Not one of them involving you
 
 Just watch my wildest dreams come true
 
 Not one of them involving
  
 
 Whoa, well, I never meant to brag
 
 But I got him where I want him now
  
 
 Whoa, well, I never meant to brag
 
 But I got him where I want him now
 
 Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
 
 To steal it all away from you now
 
 But, God, does it feel so good
 
 'Cause I got him where I want him now
 
 And if you could, then you know you would
 
 'Cause, God, it just feels so
 
 It just feels so good