I was robbing a store.
 
 I fell in love with a whore.
 
 We fell onto the floor
 
 in the store I was robbing.
 
  
  So I put that gun to her head
 
 She said "baby, let's go to bed
 
 Son, you're gonna go blind
 
 if you keep fucking me with your mind".
  
 
 Today's bargain...today's bargain
 
 Today's bargain...today's bargain.
  
 
 The store clerk,
 
 she wanted in.
 
 She said "hey I am your friend"
 
 I said no, no it's gonna depend
 
 if you give me all your money.
  
 
 So I put that gun to her head.
 
 She said "baby, let's go to bed
 
 Son, you're gonna go blind
 
 if you keep fucking me with your mind".
  
 
 Today's bargain...today's bargain
 
 Today's bargain...today's bargain.
  
 
 She said "son, don't look at the sun"
 
 She said "son, don't look at the sun...you might go blind".
  
 
 So I put that gun to her head
 
 She said "baby, let's go to bed
 
 Son, you're gonna go blind
 
 if you keep fucking me with your mind".
  
 
 Today's bargain...today's bargain
 
 Today's bargain...today's bargain.