Lift yourself out of the doldrums
 
 Make yourself a cuppa tea
 
 Drag your emotions out of the gutter
 
 Don't wallow in self pity
 
  
  When you wake up, all of a fluster
 
 Thinking life has passed you by
 
 Give yourself a kick up the backside
 
 Jump out of bed and punch the sky
  
 
 Is there life after breakfast
 
 Full of possibilities
 
 Is there life after breakfast?
 
 Yes there is, after breakfast
 
 So don't live in agony
 
 Is there life after breakfast?
 
 Yes there is, after breakfast
  
 
 Cheer up some, put on the kettle
 
 There's no point in being down[?]
 
 Make your mind up, try to forget her
 
 Boil the tea and I'll be [?]
  
 
 Is there life after breakfast?
 
 Yes there is, after breakfast
 
 So don't live in agony
 
 Is there life after breakfast?
 
 Yes there is, after breakfast
  
 
 After breakfast
 
 Life after breakfast
 
 After breakfast
  
 
 Just because all of the plumbing
 
 Isn't all it used to be
 
 Turn the tap, see, a little bit's coming
 
 That must make you feel relieved
  
 
 Don't turn into a total embarrassment
 
 To your friends and family
 
 Get out of bed, the whole day's ahead
 
 So take the pills and drink your tea
  
 
 Is there life after breakfast
 
 Full of possibilities
 
 Is there life after breakfast?
 
 Yes there is, after breakfast
 
 So don't be so depressive
 
 Is there life after breakfast?
 
 Yes there is, after breakfast
  
 
 Is there life after breakfast
 
 Full of possibilities
 
 Is there life after breakfast?
 
 Yes there is, after breakfast
 
 Is there life after breakfast?
 
 Is there life after breakfast?
  
 
 Put the kettle on, mate